For anyone like me whose bullshit detector calibration is off from the past 10 years of crazy, this is indeed a real tweet from the official White House Twitter account.
This timeline is fucked and I'm done with it.
My guy. The crazy shit hasn't started yet. This will be the darkest decade of your life. So much unnecessary suffering..
"So far"
Me too Morty, let's get out of here
"I told you, we can only do this three or four more times, and you fucked with SQUIRRELS?!?"
Oh it's about tariffs
For anyone who would prefer the original link, here’s the direct link to Twit——
just kidding
Thanks
I mean it's so wild, no one would make it up
Why did they let a kid tweet by the White House account?
There's no way they woulda let Musk's head hobbit exist there for so long without earning his keep somehow. Poor little kid is just repeating the same shit he's hearing the adult-shaped ugly children around him saying.
yeah I was hoping it was photoshop
Is it a real quote from the movie? I've seen it but I don't remember what all the signs said.
It's not. But it's disturbingly apt.
Now print it out and poster it around town.
We really should be seriously considering economic sanctions against America, not just reciprocal tariffs. Bullies always reveal themselves to be cowards when you stand up to them.
They are kind of sanctioning themselves to be fair.
No reason not to help them along...
Australia is just a us military base with kangaroos
I feel so sorry for the onion.
Classic movie! It was commenting on the Regan era trickle-down, job exporting, tax-cutting agenda and the people behind it
Here's a link to the song "Pet" by A Perfect Circle.
Don't know why your comment made me want to add this.
"DO NOT RETALIATE because we are vewy scawed pls don't huwt us oh no why are you being so vewy mean to us for no weason? 🥺"
"The left is sniff so mean!"
This reminds me of Hydra's "Compliance will be rewarded"
“We need you to not retaliate because we’re not serious to begin with.”
That's... fucking horrifying
Doubt humanity
Stay asleep
perhaps the greatest achievement (?) of trump and his cronies is making "they live" an obsolete movie. they're saying in people's faces now everything every past 'murican government (and their pervasive elites) tried to embelish and coat in self-righteousness. for anyone who lived outside the country, especially those outside global north, this is some sort of twisted vindication.
They've created a "The Complainer is wrong, unless he's a total fucking Karen"
Which movie was this again?
They Live
Great movie
Americans will really get on their knees and say “thank you” as the gun is pressed against their heads, fully believing they’ll enter paradise once the trigger is pulled.
"Stay out of the road, if you want to grow old"
They'll call it the "Pat on the Head Bill"
Rewarded with what? I can go to heaven in the afterlife?
