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Great time to buy! (lemmy.dbzer0.com)
submitted 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) by cyrano@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/politicalmemes@lemmy.world

biggest one-day gain since 2008

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[-] ALoafOfBread@lemmy.ml 148 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Not insider trading, no. It is market manipulation though and should probably be punishable by the largest SEC fine in history ^but ^it ^won't

[-] 3laws@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago
[-] CCMan1701A@startrek.website 14 points 1 month ago

Learned this trick from Elon.

[-] zenKodieX@lemmy.world 24 points 1 month ago
[-] coyootje@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago

Lol that blonde demon bitch of a press secretary even had the balls to pull out that line during the announcement yesterday... Insanity

[-] zenKodieX@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

She’s smart and knows what she’s talking about.

[-] Dagwood222@lemm.ee 1 points 1 month ago

Please, could you provide a link. I try to spend as little time watching them talk as I can.

[-] coyootje@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Here you go, straight from our friends at Fox News... link

[-] Dagwood222@lemm.ee 2 points 1 month ago

https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2016/07/25/donald-trumps-ghostwriter-tells-all

The guy who co-wrote the book has been bad mouthing Trump for decades. Tony Schwartz got one of the best deals in publishing history; he was a 'ghostwriter' who got full credit and half the profits. He could have riden Trump's coat tails but noped out once the check cleared.

[-] Dagwood222@lemm.ee 1 points 1 month ago

2 of 2, thanks for the link.

[-] cyrano@lemmy.dbzer0.com 22 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)
[-] Opisek@lemmy.world 21 points 1 month ago

Unrelated but I still find it incredibly stupid that he would choose @realXyz instead of just @xyz on the platform that HE controls.

[-] robocall@lemmy.world 17 points 1 month ago

Wtf are we supposed to buy?

[-] cyrano@lemmy.dbzer0.com 22 points 1 month ago
[-] nightwatch_admin@feddit.nl 19 points 1 month ago

$MELANIA fapcoins of course

[-] Zron@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

No buy, only sell.

Billionaires are like puppies with a tennis ball, except the puppy is smart enough to be trained.

[-] Pringles@lemm.ee 16 points 1 month ago

I wasn't aware he had said that, but I independently concluded it actually was a good time to buy and increased my main position. Nothing earth shattering, but I did feel like an absolute genius for like 10 minutes while having my morning coffee today.

[-] AllOutOfBubbleGum@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

Same. Threw what extra money I had into some reliable stocks. Did the same thing during Covid too, and it worked out pretty well for me. It feels a bit like I'm a crisis vampire, but I just don't want to be working anymore when I hit 60.

[-] cyrano@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 month ago

I’m sure you felt like a “very stable genius” 😉

[-] SmackemWittadic@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I thought DJT had already been bought out by russia and the billionaires?

[-] Speculater@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Somebody made a better offer.

[-] Doctor_Satan@lemm.ee 15 points 1 month ago

It's not insider trading. It's market manipulation. Still a crime, but nothing will be done about it regardless.

[-] ThaMunsta@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 month ago

He's basically like HODL as he pauses and unpauses tariffs so billionaires can buy the dip and sell before he tweets. I miss the GME days where the little guy was winning against the big guy.

[-] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

AND there's a shitty version of Keith Gill, and he's the fucking PRESIDENT? Man, this timeline has everything…

[-] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 12 points 1 month ago

Not how you use this meme

[-] badbrainstorm@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago

Nah son, it's called the art of the deal

[-] Dagwood222@lemm.ee 2 points 1 month ago

Add the '/s' because you know that's exactly what his people are saying.

"He just trolled some rich folks, I thought you Libs wanted to build guillotines? He's never done anything bad to his own people!"

[-] badbrainstorm@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Yeah, I was basically mocking Leavitt. And /s should probably be my signature

[-] bitwolf@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 month ago

Its rebounding right back down though.

Looks like he wants the lemmings to buy enmasse so the whales can sell without bleeding.

[-] uberdroog@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago
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