Knocked off work. Contemplating a swim

I had plans to finish my gardening assignments today. What I actually did was sit on my arse playing Stardew Valley all day. oops.

Breakfast 🍏🍎🍐🍊🍋🍈🫐🍓🍇🍉🍌🍒🍑🥭🍍🥥🥦🥑🫛🍆🍅🥝🥬🥒🌽🥕🥐🍠🫚🥔🧅🥯🍞🥖🥨🧀🧇🥞🧈🍳🥚🥓🥩🍗🍖 🍗🍕🍟🍔🌭🥙🧆🌮🌯🥗🍲🍜🍝🥘🍛🍣🍱🥟🦪🍥🍘🍚🍙🐠🍤🪼🦀🐙🥠🥮🍢🍡🍧🍰🧁🥧🍦🍨🎂🍮 🍗 🍬🍫🥜🌰🍪🍿🍯🥛☕️🍵🍺🍶🥤🧋🧃🥂🍷🥃🍸🍹🧉🔋

I am thicc and juicy
Sweet but mostly spicy
Tingle on my tongue
Chase me with spiced rum
I promise I'm delicious
No need to be suspicious

My recycling bin didn’t get collected (it was out) so I let the council know… it’s remained uncollected for days now. I’ve been wheeling it out each day and chucking other people’s rubbish back out before wheeling it back (if I don’t it will helpfully be filled with literal garbage or dog poop by dickheads).

If it’s going to be collected fortnightly then please don’t miss… At this point I may either need to go Karen or give up and wait for the full month

Grey clouds loom overhead, in my head.
Rolling, rumbling, fill me up with dread;
Melancholic dreams as I lay in my bed.
Dread looms overhead, in my head.

Can we keep faith in what is said
When all the news fills me up with dread?
I turn away but clouds loom overhead,
Melancholic dreams in my head.

The end of the world happens in my bed,
Every night they fill me up with dread.
Intruding thoughts wonder if I'm dead
As grey clouds loom overhead.

I'm planning father's day meal. I'm thinking crispy airfried chicken wings with a honey hot secret sauce, rice and maybe corn on the cob. Of course things could change. Might end up eating crumpets.

If you:

1. Have an eligible concession type/Centrelink/DVA card, and
2. Get your electricity from an embedded network

You must apply for the Energy Bill Relief Program manually, from this Monday 4th September. You will receive a $250 bank deposit or bank cheque.

I got my first Temu order yesterday. The kinetic sculpture looks better quality than I expected, I got some nice decorative solar lights and a few little decorations to hide in the garden. Also got a set of solar mushroom lights which look awful, and a decorative plastic stake that was squashed and broken. Rather happy with the return process - I put through a return for the broken item and mushrooms, immediately accepted with no need to actually return.

TIL of Spectrophilia…sexy ghost time.

Can it be Friday 4:30 pm now? Please.

Fuck me Itzhak Perlman is good

Have the unholy urge to have a clean shave even though I know it'll make me terribly unhappy once I've done it.