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Also, is this guy seriously suggesting to stop planned parenthood?!

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[-] 7uWqKj@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

You mean the guy with the white-and-gold umbrella?

Surely Jesus won't mind paying for my and my children's cost of living, then?

[-] qyron@sopuli.xyz 5 points 1 day ago

They got it, inadvertently. But they got it, nonetheless.

[-] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 22 points 2 days ago

Tbf, Planned Parenthood IS the answer.

[-] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 1 day ago

jesus the answer, i mean really the answer is just.. wow.. what an answer, christ

[-] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 15 points 2 days ago

Listen, I will agree to get rid of abortion if the Christian Conservatives will agree to supply every pregnant woman with three chests, full of Gold, Frankincense & Myrrh respectively.

[-] argh_another_username@lemmy.ca 8 points 2 days ago

Even if that was true, are you willing to make a 10 or 11 years old go through pregnancy?

[-] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

It's not really in my hands, any more than the Myrrh is.

Better question might be whether a doctor admitting a woman in sepsis is willing to risk their job to save a life. Seems like a lot of hospitals are more concerned with liabilities than life expectancies.

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