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I didn't even ask to be born, much less take a job with a UHC health plan
The Onion casting wide.
But is it wide enough?
As a current victim of United Healthcare, it wouldn't surprise me if this became true before the end of the year.
My entire life was turned upside down, to put it mildly, because of United Healthcare. You have my sympathy, it is a truly awful experience. But you are not alone. Stay strong.
Well, she’s evil enough for this to be true.
Seems redundant.
for free?
Only if you've met your deductible.
Otherwise you will be kept "alive" as legally defined so that your existence might feed the machine.
If you can get sick and the insurance ghouls can cancel your insurance to protect their profits then they've already sentenced you to death. People just ignore the reality until it happens to them.
I really have to check nowadays if something is the onion. Most regular news items are weirder and more unbelievable than the onion.
She looks like the first victim whose corpse was brought back to life to make this announcement
The Walking Dead was never the zombies, it was the living trying to kill each other.
They should be grateful: receiving due process at all is no longer a right these days.
this post was submitted on 02 Apr 2025
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