Ever lost your boyfriend to the astral realm? : facepalm

[-] recklessengagement@lemmy.world 19 points 5 days ago

Once had someone message me on reddit about buying an album I had posted. Checked out their account to see if they were legit or a bot.

Their post history was FULL of astral projection posts talking about their boyfriend that only exists on the astral plane, and all the conflicts and relationship issues they were having... decided not to respond.

[+] kabi@lemm.ee 83 points 6 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

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[-] Alloi@lemmy.world 12 points 6 days ago

[-] 474D@lemmy.world 10 points 6 days ago

Cheaper and easier scheduling, tbf

[-] Pudutr0n@feddit.cl 9 points 6 days ago

How are these unhealthy priorities?

[-] magnetosphere@fedia.io 48 points 6 days ago

He says I'm the love of his life in this life but she's the love of his life in the next.

Being the love of someone’s life for ONE lifetime should be enough. After that, all bets are off. OOP, you’re being greedy. Just be glad that you’ve found someone who’s as crazy as you are.

[-] P1k1e@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago

Jealousy isn't really that abnormal, it's not healthy but most folks feel it to some degree or another. Whilst I agree she should probably move past it, I'd say (assuming astral projection is real atall, dbout it) being seduced by an other worldly being from beyond time is the true crazy.

And a VAMPIRE at that? Theyr literally creatures of seduction and corruption. I mean common dude! You can't match the magical, let alone physical, might of a goddamn sub-succubus!!!!

[-] magnetosphere@fedia.io 2 points 4 days ago

My ideal scenario is that she looks back on this and laughs.

[-] spittingimage@lemmy.world 31 points 6 days ago

Well, no-one's getting stabbed in this relationship.

[-] T00l_shed@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago

Stabbed seems very bland. I'm expecting fire

[-] LuckingFurker 34 points 6 days ago

AND he said he wouldn't love me if I was a worm!

[-] slazer2au@lemmy.world 8 points 6 days ago

Sounds like the numpty with the username Daddys Little Slut here on Lemmy.

Facepalm