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[-] BoxOfFeet@lemmy.world 6 points 18 hours ago

My basement spiders get them. I love my basement spiders.

[-] LarmyOfLone@lemm.ee 1 points 13 hours ago

Instead of fumigation, can you breed them, release them in a house to kill all the cockroaches, then lure them back into their mobile home with food?

[-] bennypr0fane@discuss.tchncs.de 14 points 1 day ago

What Kind of animal is this?

[-] alt_xa_23@lemmy.world 22 points 1 day ago
[-] Karl@programming.dev 7 points 1 day ago
[-] Akuji@leminal.space 7 points 18 hours ago

Nope!
Ackshually, it stings, its forcipules aren't a part of its mouth πŸ€“
But when it comes to humans, it's in reaction to a threat (someone mentioned being stung by one that hid inside their slippers: put yourself in the numerous shoes of a centipede, cornered by a giant fleshy thing invading the cozy place you just found...)
It would rather flee otherwise.

[-] Karl@programming.dev 2 points 12 hours ago

put yourself in the numerous shoes of a centipede

that was funny

[-] needanke@feddit.org 11 points 1 day ago

Yeah, Roaches

[-] pleasegoaway@lemm.ee 3 points 22 hours ago

The centipedes at my mom’s house def bite, it’s very painful. Sometimes you need to go to the hospital.

Basically never walk around my mom’s house barefoot.

[-] Mandarbmax@lemmy.world 1 points 22 hours ago

It is harmless to people

[-] 2910000@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago

They should care! It could be a source of selection pressure

[-] aeshna_cyanea@lemm.ee 7 points 1 day ago

yeah would be willing to believe people are more tolerant of e.g. jumping spiders than other kinds

[-] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 1 points 18 hours ago

I like web spiders better. They stay in their spot, I stay out of their spot.

[-] usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 142 points 1 day ago
[-] yesman@lemmy.world 193 points 1 day ago

Maybe if they could wear a suit and say thank you once in a while.

[-] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 53 points 1 day ago

Seriously, they have the arms but they don't have the cards.

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[-] ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world 54 points 1 day ago

I said this the last time this was posted and I'm saying it again

"THEN MAYBE DON'T MOVE SO FUCKING FAST IT ACTIVATES MY FIGHT OR FLIGHT RESPONSE!!!"

[-] ulterno@programming.dev 11 points 1 day ago

If they weren't fast enough, how would they catch the cockroaches?

[-] kieron115@startrek.website 16 points 1 day ago

one of these creepy bastards got inside of my soap dispenser brush thing for doing the dishes. just threw the entire brush away D=

[-] nossaquesapao@lemmy.eco.br 14 points 1 day ago

Sometimes I try to imagine a giant version running around in a proportionally fast speed. That really activates my fight or flight response

[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago

Size of a bus, thundering down the freeway at 450 miles an hour

[-] ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Each leg causing a sonic boom with each step

[-] muhyb@programming.dev 18 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I got stung by one of these once when I was staying at my high-school dormitory which was in the woods and away from city. Apparently it crawled into my slippers while I was sleeping so I had not idea this was going to happen. I wore my slippers and felt a certain pain afterwards. I still remember the hole it put into my foot.

It was not a house centipede but a regular wild one though.

[-] unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz 7 points 1 day ago

my slovenly ass picked up my dirty t-shirt off the floor in Hawaii and some 30-cm monster came flying out and disappeared underneath the china cabinet, not sure why there was a china cabinet. took me awhile and some soothing from my unflappable lover to decide if I should be really freaking out.

[-] muhyb@programming.dev 3 points 1 day ago

That's huge. I'm glad there is nothing like that here. Did you learn what was it?

[-] unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 day ago

no idea but probably just a common million-footed monster that will absolutely spicy bite. we got em in the U.S. midwest, but not quite so big. Ohio people are terrified of sprickets, giant harmless crickets, and they are just part of the dank basement ecosystem

These little dudes can move 1.3 feet per second which is absolutely insane

[-] wander1236@sh.itjust.works 83 points 1 day ago

Gonna take a long time to move all their feet

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[-] lena@gregtech.eu 26 points 1 day ago

Conversion from freedom units πŸ¦…πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡²πŸ¦…πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡²πŸ¦… to metric 🌍🌏 please

[-] philthi@lemmy.world 31 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

396mm/s.

Which is like 396/1000 of a meter!

[-] CluckN@lemmy.world 23 points 1 day ago
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[-] Gerudo@lemm.ee 53 points 1 day ago

I don't have a phobia of bugs, but centipedes really do make my skin crawl.

[-] tacobellhop@midwest.social 31 points 1 day ago

I think this is deep in the dna of all mammals from like 100 million years ago

[-] nomy@lemmy.zip 25 points 1 day ago

I have a strong dislike of centipedes as well. One time years ago I had a terrible dream that a large centipede (one of those big jungle ones) was crawling all over my body. As it raced down my arm I slapped at it, with a jolt of pain my arm went instantly numb as it bit me.

I startled myself awake to realize I was laying on my arm and it had gone completely asleep and was numb. Still one of the scariest dreams I've ever had haha.

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[-] FreakinSteve@lemmy.world 33 points 1 day ago

In a related story: I met with my new housecleaning service a few days ago and told them I had one very special request: DO NOT DISTURB THE SPIDERS IN OUR BEDROOM!! They are my mosquito-munching pets; just mop the floor under them.

I love house spiders

[-] cute_noker@feddit.dk 17 points 1 day ago

That bug has a voice when I read it in my head, and it is creepy as hell

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[-] Bonus@lemm.ee 24 points 1 day ago

I miss r/WhatsThisBug

:(

Also, being able to post images, etc. (guess I am starting to be able to on instances I have joined (just got here in recent weeks))

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scutigera_coleoptrata

[-] fossilesque@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 1 day ago

Be the change you want to see! Or post on !entomology@mander.xyz ;)

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[-] flora_explora@beehaw.org 2 points 1 day ago

Are you on iNaturalist yet? It's similar in that you can try to identify all kinds of organisms that get uploaded and you never run out of new ones :)

[-] Bonus@lemm.ee 2 points 1 day ago

No, I guess those subs I slowly got interested in but I really haven't been proactive about looking for other sources. I'll definitely check it out. Thanks.

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Step 1: Obtain Cat

Step 2: Show the cat your roach infestation

Step 3: ???

Step 4: ~~Profit?~~ MEOW?

(Good for getting rid of mice, doesn't do much against roaches... πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ At least the cat is warm to hold when I'm sad)

[-] Bytemeister@lemmy.world 18 points 1 day ago

They are fascinating little creatures. They have a bunch of stripes on them, even across their legs. They eat dangerous house pests. They are venomous, but their "bites" are less irritating than a mosquito bite. They also don't technically bite, they envenomate using two modified legs.

[-] Limitless_screaming@kbin.earth 21 points 1 day ago

I honestly wouldn't care if it stayed at one or two of them, but I know if I leave these things and treat them as pets I will get an infestation in no time.

And with each new one the chances of me feeling one of them walk on my arm increases, and I am not letting that happen.

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