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[-] YoiksAndAway@lemmy.zip 138 points 1 week ago

"Pull forward after fueling or get shot"?

[-] deegeese@sopuli.xyz 83 points 1 week ago

Station owner sounds like a fake tough guy who cries about DEI.

[-] OutlierBlue@lemmy.ca 32 points 1 week ago

So a standard Trump supporter?

[-] ceenote@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Sure, he's like that on the surface, but I bet his station is willing to accept huge, suggestively shaped loads, if you know what I mean.

[-] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 5 points 1 week ago

I'm just imagining some trucker who didn't see the sign walking into the store to buy some snacks

[-] fmstrat@lemmy.nowsci.com 4 points 1 week ago

Maybe, but not based on the sign. That's a standard trucker joke about waiting for pumps.

[-] MBM@lemmings.world 2 points 1 week ago

Definitely a fake tough guy, but not in the way you meant. The whole image is fake.

[-] False@lemmy.world 25 points 1 week ago

"Sorry, my cock is too big for that"

[-] ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 week ago

Guessing Texas

[-] MBM@lemmings.world 2 points 1 week ago

... nobody came forward to say that the image is in fact photoshopped? It's part of the joke. It's from a facebook group that does these things.

[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 77 points 1 week ago

No, they said discrete. Each mammoth dildo is individually wrapped.

[-] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 20 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Ah, -screte/-screet. Motherfucker.

[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago
[-] Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world 64 points 1 week ago

That's just the latest Bezos rocket under wraps. The final version will achieve perfect penis proportions for getting deep into space.

[-] cerement@slrpnk.net 22 points 1 week ago

assuming it doesn’t just blow its load all over the Caribbean

[-] tacofox@lemm.ee 15 points 1 week ago

BREAKING: “Dr.Evil is suing Jeff Bezos for IP infringement. Dr.Evil gives statement on the matter. - “What’s next freaking lasers on freaking sharks!?”” More at 11pm.

[-] HK65@sopuli.xyz 6 points 1 week ago

Jeff Bezos is just Dr. Evil without the education.

[-] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Frau Farbissina > Lauren Sánchez

[-] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Dr. Evil demands compensation of

[-] robocall@lemmy.world 29 points 1 week ago

Is it legal to shot someone after you post a sign?

[-] MeThisGuy@feddit.nl 8 points 1 week ago

yep, double tap recommended at a gas station

[-] Rentlar@lemmy.ca 26 points 1 week ago

That's contraband in the state of Texas.

[-] Dagwood222@lemm.ee 19 points 1 week ago

LPT.

If you're using a toy that big, the neighbors and the police already know what's going on

Responding for a friend

[-] Ziglin@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago
[-] Dagwood222@lemm.ee 4 points 1 week ago

Life Pro Tip.

[-] elannasdad@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago

"It's a twenty-foot cock and balls man. It don't look like nothing else."

[-] jrwperformance@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago

What is it actually? Is it some price of industrial equipment that just happens to look like a Johnson? Or is it part of a parade float or something?

[-] perviouslyiner@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Maybe a planter? Something like this which folds out to this.

[-] flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 week ago

I appreciate the effort but i kinda hope that the satanic temple or someone is up to some epic trolling instead

[-] jaybone@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 week ago

I wonder if this is Nevada, where you see them transporting military equipment on trucks all the time. Like missiles and bombs. Wondering if someone got creative with the covering.

[-] SeeMarkFly@lemmy.ml 13 points 1 week ago

It's the dildo of consequence heading for D.C. I hope it gets there soon.

[-] mondomon@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago
[-] SeeMarkFly@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 week ago

The dildo of consequence ALWAYS arrives un-lubed.

[-] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago

I hope your mom is enjoying her new dildo.

[-] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

That's actually the return trip to Wish.com. Those pictures always overpromise, she didn't expect the miniature version.

[-] eran_morad@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

Maybe it’s Nicole’s.

[-] MECHAGODZILLA2@midwest.social 7 points 1 week ago

Just FYI if your package is “discrete” your delivery person is “discretely” laughing at you

[-] RizzoTheSmall@lemm.ee 7 points 1 week ago

Ma! MA!! Ma, yer mail's here!

[-] blandfordforever@lemm.ee 4 points 1 week ago

Seems like my package has been delayed in transit!

[-] Elkot@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Your mom been on Amazon again?

[-] friendlycheese@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Stolen from the Celina 52 truck stop facebook page.

[-] peteypete420@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 week ago
[-] Hobbes_Dent@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

🎶 Was the dark of the moon on the sixth of June

In a Kenworth pullin' dong 🎶

[-] cryptix@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 1 week ago

I think its a dick move.

[-] Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 2 points 1 week ago

Reminds me of Sammy Snake from Phoenix Nights.

[-] Glitterkoe@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Now that's a strapon if I've ever seen one. And it might actually get off if it goes flacid halfway 🤔

[-] solomon42069@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Ah, I see they're catering to my ex's needs. I'm glad someone is!

[-] phlegmy@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago

Now that's a big load!

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