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[-] distantsounds@lemmy.world 19 points 1 week ago

All the best food is shaped like a dick

[-] miss_demeanour@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 week ago

...yet tastes like chicken.

[-] Hideakikarate@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 week ago

No mention of increased scrutiny around firearms, which will presumably be available at every store upon entry.

[-] BlueLineBae@midwest.social 12 points 1 week ago

You know which foods are shaped like dicks? The best kinds!!

[-] missphant 11 points 1 week ago

I ate the eggplant for the whole first paragraph.

this post was submitted on 28 Mar 2025

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