More likely: Russia loses, America loses, everyone loses

Except Canada. I'm betting they come out ahead cause they've been nice to everyone.

He should bud dwyer himself

If only you had fucking done something about it instead of going on a power trip. This is literally your fault.

Fuck you, Bitch McConnell. The Russians already have a stooge in the White House and you're to blame for this whole fucking mess existing in the first place. Go rot in hell with Reagan you fucking asshole.

"Mumble mumble mumble, turtle turtle, empty political statement...om-nom, good samwidge..."

NO, motherfucker, this is not a game anymore! Get the fuck out of the way, because we need some people DOING things around here! Trump isn't killing the United States, it's the lack of opposition. These old-money-party Democrats are fiddling around while Rome burns.

YOU ENABLED THIS, ASSHOLE.

Thanks Glitch. I’ll consider your moment of clarity while I piss on your grave.

To those not keeping score, this man may have single-handedly caused more damage to our institution than anyone else, alive or dead. It’s more than coincidence that his actions are in perfect alignment with the kremlin. We are now in a tail-spin of destabilization that greatly benefits putin. Funny how that all worked out, neh?

I hope people shit on his grave when he kicks the bucket finally!

GET FUCKED UP THE ASS WITH RUSTY BARBED WIRE YOU TRAITOROUS FUCKING CUNT

Fuck off fuckface

Oh look, Moscow Mitch has figured it out!

Likewise, I HATE this piece of shit mother fucker.

But, let's hope for our sakes some of the idiots listen to him.

That's the current headline and it's courtesy of Mitch

Thanks for warning us of PROBLEMS YOU CAUSED..

"Here's your toy back, sorry I broke it but I won't be compensating you in any way" energy

Mitch if you got cooked into Turtle soup that would be the only good that has ever come of you

KINDLY SHOVE A CACTUS UP YOUR ASS

Wasn’t his nickname Moscow Mitch?

That is already a headline describing reality right now. Putin has won more than he ever would have expected.

Also fuck that ghoul, who more than anyone else (except perhaps Putin himself) was the person responsible for this situation. Hope your death will be long and painful.

Cunt McTurtle must be feeling close to death and requiring of some level of perceived redemption...

Starting a miserable attempt at an obvious failure of a rehabilitation tour at this point...??? FUCK RIGHT OFF!!

Redemption is not for you.

🤡 🙄 🖕 🖕

I'd welcome him to the right side of history since he now understands the situation, but he has realized too late that this was all his fault. Less whining, more taking responsibility for this.

It's clear to me now that Polio actually contracted Mitch McConnell

Oh look Mitch, it's the consequences of your own actions.

Really? You dumbfuck. You allowed this to happen.

Hell is too good for him, is there a Super Hell?

Russian's economy is in the dumpster, yeah? Like, they're a few years ahead of us on the falling-apart scale?

Have we seen big, shitty countries before? Russia and the US being shitty, non-globally competitive countries means neither one is likely to be a winner.

Fuck that turtle. He made it happen.

Just another politician playing both sides.

That stupid fuck

Cartoon villains aren’t this dense…

My guess is he's got a few more years to go, but from the color of the skin not as many as orange boy. Turtle man you'll sorely be. Did I miss something? Nah looks good, post it.

Did he fill his diaper again?