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[-] koper@feddit.nl 27 points 1 week ago

May you live in interesting times. What I wouldn't give for a calmly moving trolley.

[-] noretus@sopuli.xyz 15 points 1 week ago

Chop wood and carry water.

[-] expatriado@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

3: ????

4: smoke brisket

[-] the_riviera_kid@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago

Nothing happening is exactly what I want. I want life to be so boring that I can wake up in the morning and KNOW that no one is scheming yet more ways to ruin my country or stomp on my rights.

[-] Enkrod@feddit.org 10 points 1 week ago
[-] cronenthal@discuss.tchncs.de 9 points 1 week ago

Read Camus, go absurdist, enjoy life. It's so easy.

[-] timmytbt@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago

I agree with the premise, but it is not easy to reprogram a lifetime of conditioning.

[-] skulblaka@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 week ago

Sounds like you haven't read enough Camus

[-] timmytbt@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago

Maybe not 🤪

[-] Rentlar@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 week ago

I like my trolley rides without screaming.

[-] Broadfern@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

True peace is the opportunity to find joy. If you haven’t the means to read a book, or take the time to enjoy a coffee, or take a walk, etc. then everything is not fine.

spoken like a true leftist.

[-] Izolith@feddit.uk 2 points 1 week ago

I find it hard to understand how this is leftism.

Is the right supposed to go hunting killing animals while driving their monster truck through a nature reserve? The right couldn't do things like these?

Like what the fuck is this tribalism.

[-] Nougat@fedia.io 1 points 1 week ago

Spoken from a place of true privilege.

[-] CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social 4 points 1 week ago

Screaming is just as exhausting and meaningless as not screaming.

[-] rockerface@lemm.ee 4 points 1 week ago

What I wouldn't give for a ride like that nowadays

That's btw one of the many reasons why people want to go to Mars. Adventure and excitement guaranteed.

[-] Kertyna@feddit.nl 2 points 1 week ago

Maybe we can tie someone down on the tracks, that'll spice things up.

[-] kambusha@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)
[-] Panamalt@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago

Oh, I'm screaming, dw

[-] TheBat@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Welcome to the good place

[-] peteypete420@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago

Plenty of people are screaming.

[-] wedge@lemmy.one 1 points 1 week ago

Go faster damn you!

[-] werefreeatlast@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Screaming? That was a couple of miles ago. Everyone on the tracks was screaming. Then they went quiet. Now its just getting warmer and warmer. Can't wait to finally get to Auschwitz and take a shower like the guards said to do!

[-] Rhaedas@fedia.io 1 points 1 week ago

Snowpiercer, except there's no real plot or change. You are in the car you're in, period.

[-] devfuuu@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago
[-] Nougat@fedia.io 1 points 1 week ago

All the characters in the Neighborhood of Make Believe are just trapped in a trolley problem.

this post was submitted on 27 Mar 2025
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