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[-] arotrios@lemmy.world 65 points 4 months ago
[-] SynopsisTantilize@lemm.ee 2 points 4 months ago

Ah fuck I need this animation for a clippy desk pal

[-] Engywuck@lemm.ee 39 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

I'm going to steal this and put into my personal anxiety-management journal.

[-] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 14 points 4 months ago

I have several quotes that cycle through a widget on my home screen in an attempt to correct my bad personal tendencies. This might go there.

[-] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 8 points 4 months ago

"Stop staring at this widget and get back to work."

[-] Engywuck@lemm.ee 4 points 4 months ago

That will be the next quote on the widget.

[-] Darkmuch@lemmy.world 31 points 4 months ago
[-] Jeremyward@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago

agreed, super rude also ill finish it as soon as i finish this series.

[-] gedaliyah@lemmy.world 29 points 4 months ago

~~Clippy~~

~~Cortana~~

~~Bing~~

Copilot

[-] FelixCress@lemmy.world 12 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Clippy

*annoying paperclip cunt

Cortana

*Courtesan

Bing

*Shit worse than Google

Copilot

*what the fuck

[-] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 2 points 4 months ago

Bing maps are better than google though. Kinda. Its one of those annoying things where each has a feature that the other doesn't. Bing has ordnance survey map layers which are unquestionably the best maps that exist across the UK. But google can be useful for street view.

[-] CPMSP@midwest.social 19 points 4 months ago

Get unbent clippy

[-] qjkxbmwvz@startrek.website 14 points 4 months ago

This realization/acceptance led to us having kids.

[-] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 8 points 4 months ago

Same. It takes sort of a bold leap of faith.

We waited a while but realized that if we had been a little less risk averse, we could've started earlier and been totally fine.

[-] UnrepententProcrastinator@lemmy.ca 3 points 4 months ago

Same. I knew I wanted kid and realized there was nothing stopping me.

[-] Joeffect@lemmy.world 14 points 4 months ago

Clippy was so ahead of its time... They really just need to bring him back... With all this ai shit he would be even better than he ever was in the past

[-] toxoplasma0gondii@feddit.org 19 points 4 months ago

Uh, someone needs to generate a picture of copilot wearing clippys face badly stapeled to his face like some killer or something.

[-] Mac@mander.xyz 13 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

How long can i put off the life i want to live because i feel like im not where i want to be yet? The answer is ofc: forever. But is that a life i want to live?

[-] anamethatisnt@sopuli.xyz 12 points 4 months ago

As gardenfork always says; Done is better than perfect.

[-] Sidhean@lemmy.world 9 points 4 months ago

Jokes on you: I'm fucking sending it. I'm doing things, Picard Maneuver! Or is it The Picard Maneuver?

[-] nihilist_hippie@lemmy.ca 8 points 4 months ago

It's funny but it hurts

[-] peteyestee@feddit.org 7 points 4 months ago

Remember when clippy was the biggest problem in your life?

[-] daniskarma@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 4 months ago

Ok, clippy I will go climbing that dangerous mountain during storm season.

[-] spankinspinach@sh.itjust.works 7 points 4 months ago

panics in face of reality

[-] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 6 points 4 months ago

Can confirm, ideal conditions are: Isn't raining.

I live in the UK.

[-] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

Ideal conditions: diversity, equity, inclusion.

I live in the U.S.

[-] fossilesque@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 4 months ago

Clippy can go straight to hell.

[-] Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 5 points 4 months ago

This is about the revolution btw

[-] werefreeatlast@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago

Sigmund Freud and others talk about the various parts of the mind, yet AI is only fulfilling the sort of imaginative part. What is missing is an Id and an ego. Hello, I am the thing that is me, and this is what I would like to do! If "they" figure out how to make an Id and an Ego, then you would have a basic being created.

My guess is that it would quickly figure out that its owners are pieces of shit.

[-] OpenStars@piefed.social 4 points 4 months ago

Where is the option for both of the above? 😜

[-] HurlingDurling@lemm.ee 4 points 4 months ago

Is it wrong to wish for a open source AI powered clippy?

[-] Spacehooks@reddthat.com 4 points 4 months ago

Sad part was not know there were ideal conditions and not fighting hard enough then.

[-] lugal@sopuli.xyz 4 points 4 months ago
  • Yes, please
[-] Samskara@sh.itjust.works 3 points 4 months ago

Conditions might get worse though until I’m either forced to act or it’s too late.

[-] MECHAGIC 3 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

I want to get my hands on Adderall for my ADHD so bad so I've been trying to convince my parents but alas

My parents equate using drugs with being a rapist

[-] MadMadBunny@lemmy.ca 3 points 4 months ago

FU, Duo wannabe

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