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[-] ptz@dubvee.org 147 points 1 month ago

It's one new PC, Michael. How much could it cost? $10?

[-] alphabethunter@lemmy.world 25 points 1 month ago

What's 10 dollars? The people saying this are too rich to understand poor numbers. They probably think in terms of "a new pc costs less than an hour at my favorite spa, people are complaining too much".

[-] ericatty@infosec.pub 29 points 1 month ago

Arrested Development tv show. Pretty funny. The family fortune started with the dad opening a banana stand in his youth.

ALT: 2 panels. 1st panel- Rich mom from Arrested Development sitcom, holding a cup, opulent home, saying "I mean it's one banana, Michael. How much could it cost? Ten dollars?"

2nd panel- Michael sitting back, head on hand saying "you've never actually stepped foot in a supermarket, have you?"

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[-] BenReilly97@lemmy.world 130 points 1 month ago

Trade in their PCs to who? Fucking Aquaman?

[-] uniquethrowagay@feddit.org 38 points 1 month ago

That excellent gag is how I discovered hbomberguy some years ago

[-] BenReilly97@lemmy.world 20 points 1 month ago

What's especially funny is that he didn't even script that, he just came up with it on the spot. And now it's the joke he's most known for.

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[-] sneezycat@sopuli.xyz 111 points 1 month ago

October is going to be a great month to get a cheap second hand computer.

[-] neon_nova@lemmy.dbzer0.com 25 points 1 month ago

It’s online corps offload computers but there will be a delay and many will just have the extended windows 10 supports. So I’d give it another year.

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[-] kescusay@lemmy.world 103 points 1 month ago

Translation: "Install Linux."

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[-] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 61 points 1 month ago
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[-] cupcakezealot 60 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

jokes on them i just erased my windows and put mint on it

[-] lka1988@lemmy.dbzer0.com 24 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Hi from a Thinkpad running Debian (Mint), as God intended

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[-] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 57 points 1 month ago

If you are living on the coast and the water is rising due to climate change, just sell your house and move.

[-] InnerScientist@lemmy.world 33 points 1 month ago

Sell their houses to who, Ben? Fucking Aquaman?!

[-] enbipanic 13 points 1 month ago
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[-] PillowTalk420@lemmy.world 47 points 1 month ago

So, uh... You gonna trade me a better machine for my current one, Microsoft?

[-] Cort@lemmy.world 25 points 1 month ago

M$: best I can do is Intel celery, but it's new enough to run windows 11

[-] PillowTalk420@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago

sigh does it at least come with ranch or peanutbutter? Celery is better with one of those.

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[-] palordrolap@fedia.io 44 points 1 month ago

Ah, the old Ben Shapiro logic. If you don't want your house that's at risk of flooding, don't worry, simply sell it! Someone's bound to give you a good price for it!

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[-] M0oP0o@mander.xyz 44 points 1 month ago

This is kinda funny, just thinking someone believes you can "trade in" a PC at all. Even more so when they are trying to say those same Windows 10 machines will be so useless you need to trade them in in the first place, making the value of such a trade in what, next to nothing?

[-] Apocalypteroid@lemmy.world 34 points 1 month ago

And I now I use Linux. Will never go back to Windows after this nonsense.

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[-] salacious_coaster@infosec.pub 31 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Hot take from an IT guy: save your important data, make a plain vanilla W11 boot USB (nothing fancy, no Rufus tricks), wipe your hard drive to zeroes, and install W11 like normal. I've reimaged a ton of older PCs and literally never seen it not work. My 10 year old Optiplex, supposedly ineligible for W11, runs W11 just fine.

Microsoft might someday break it, sure. That's not new. Microsoft products were always, in practice, available to us at Microsoft's pleasure. This is the same company that allows massgrave to exist on github because they'd rather we pirate MS Office than allow LibreOffice any oxygen. We'll probably be fine.

[-] cley_faye@lemmy.world 29 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Users to microsoft: "You're creating a huge pile of garbage out of perfectly fine devices because of unneeded hardware requirement"

microsoft: "It's ok, just buy a new one"

Rarely have a message gone through so bad.

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[-] aldfin@lemm.ee 26 points 1 month ago
[-] MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 26 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Can MS be sued by EU for this? There was the thing with USB-C, because E-waste, and now the most used Desktop-OS says "just throw your PC away" for a not really needed (and artifically defined) requirement.

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[-] deadkennedy@lemm.ee 25 points 1 month ago

Just in case anyone reading doenst know - the free tool Rufus can write a Win 11 ISO to your usb drive md remove all the silly soft requirements.

[-] shininghero@pawb.social 19 points 1 month ago

Or better yet, windows 10 LTSC. Which will be supported for another 2 years. 4 if you subsequently switch the product key to the IOT LTSC version.

[-] db2@lemmy.world 23 points 1 month ago

The hurdles windows users are willing to put up with is nothing less than amazing. That's not a good thing.

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[-] DFX4509B_2@lemmy.org 25 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Alright then MS, (this is hypothetical as I haven't ran Windows as my main OS in years and don't plan on going back) since you want me to trade in my hardware, how 'bout I trade in your OS instead? :p

[-] Lemminary@lemmy.world 24 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Hah. Good luck trying to make me dispose of the computer I built almost a decade ago and that I just upgraded. Neither my laptops nor my phones have outlived this baby.

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[-] dan00@lemm.ee 22 points 1 month ago

Linux users tell Microsoft to just get over it, dump your parasitic software and start over, because how hard can it be?

[-] Gremour@lemmy.world 17 points 1 month ago

As hard as plugging in a USB with OS and follow instructions.

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[-] griD@feddit.org 22 points 1 month ago

DoN't YOu gUyS hAvE TPM? Hilarious.

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[-] aks69cw@feddit.nl 21 points 1 month ago

Always wandering why it isn' t possible for Microsoft to maintain their version and update all along. Linux can do it, Android can do it. I' m not sure about Apple. I switched to Linux years ago and I'm still most satisfied about my choice. My current laptop is from 2009 and can still go on for years. That is what you call sustainability

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[-] deathbird@mander.xyz 20 points 1 month ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

A testament to the shit development standards at MS. An OS literally should not in a million years be this resource inefficient, especially out of the box.

[-] Ickabod@lemm.ee 20 points 1 month ago

Trading in a PC.... in 2025? To who? Where? What time period, even? They must be thinking it's still 1985, and you can trade in your IBM Compatible to your nearest IBM Distributor.

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[-] ABetterTomorrow@lemm.ee 18 points 1 month ago

Ok, write me a check for a new one.

[-] LiamTheBox@lemmy.ml 15 points 1 month ago

Actually you can get the IoT Enterprise LTSC here and do your windows thing until 2032

https://massgrave.dev/windows_ltsc_links

[-] Legom7@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago

How much could a new PC be Michael, $10?

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