This country is the nastiest skank removed I’ve ever met. Do not trust them.

Let's show lil' don how nasty we can be.

I'm convinced the guy is literally doing this because of how it would look on a map. He took a look at how big Canada looks (partially due to Mercator) and thought "Wouldn't it be great if the my country was that big?"

That thumbnail is pretty nasty

Dear Canadians,

Despite being fully taken over by morons, this soon-to-be US expat loves you.

Nasty pasty, pudding and pie

We’ll wipe out anyone who dares to invade our country. Scorched earth. We will render the Great Lakes radioactive for thousands of years.

The most common response to this as an American from other Americans is “he’s joking, or it’s just a deflection.” And that can be true. But like everything else he’s said - it’s always a joke until it isn’t. But if you’re Canadian it was never a fucking joke to begin with and I’m here for it.

Public spanking of Donald is in order. Time to put up Wanted sign for Don.

Diaper Don is further gone than Old Yeller was when his owner took him back behind the shed. Just sayin'

Can someone please get dementia Donny back to his nursing home please

Haha, good one. Ok you can stop joking now. Guys did-- did you hear me? YOU CAN STOP JOKING NOW GUYS