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[-] Coelacanth@feddit.nu 112 points 4 months ago
[-] Mastema@infosec.pub 45 points 4 months ago

Yeah. I gotta say I came in here to see what the problem was. These things support a ton of weight and, while it may not be beautiful, it isn't going anywhere.

[-] A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world 20 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Yeah I was expecting them to be zip tied or some shit. I'd do jumping jacks on this zero hesitation as long as it's supported to a stud.

I wouldn't mind some kind of lip around the edge of the board holding the mattress but it's not gonna go anywhere. That would mostly just be to keep your phone etc from sliding off.

Lmao I just realized I'm reinventing the jail bunk

[-] kokope11i@lemmy.world 15 points 4 months ago

I've only been here a few weeks but OP looks like the GallowBoob of Lemmy.

[-] GluWu@lemm.ee 17 points 4 months ago

Lemmy is actually only 3 people. Picard, pugjesus, and flyingsquid. Every other user is just an alt for one of us.

[-] TonyTonyChopper@mander.xyz 3 points 4 months ago

TPM is nothing like that leech. They just post a lot

[-] straightjorkin@lemmy.world 10 points 4 months ago

You gotta drill some vent holes in the plywood so the mattress doesn't get moldy, but otherwise this is a valid set up

[-] DScratch@sh.itjust.works 40 points 4 months ago

C/MaleLivingSpaces

[-] Asafum@feddit.nl 23 points 4 months ago

"cozy feel, utilities not included, $2400/month"

[-] KittenBiscuits@lemm.ee 6 points 4 months ago

"Lots of storage space!"

[-] ramenshaman@lemmy.world 18 points 4 months ago

Looks better than the loft bed I built in college

[-] billwashere@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

Yeah same here. It’s a wonder we didn’t kill somebody.

[-] ramenshaman@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago

I studied mechanical engineering so if I had killed someone with my bed frame then I might have felt some obligation to switch majors.

[-] billwashere@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago

CS major here. It’s hard to kill people with com…. wait never mind. 🤣

[-] ramenshaman@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago

Props on the successful build then. There have been a handful of moments where I've cringed in fear while watching a software engineer use power tools.

[-] lnxtx@feddit.nl 17 points 4 months ago

If it's stupid and works, it isn't stupid.

[-] glitchdx@lemmy.world 12 points 4 months ago

this isn't stupid though, it's effective and practical.

The old axom however is a flawed notion. If it's stupid and it works, it's still stupid and you're lucky you didn't hurt yourself.

[-] absGeekNZ@lemmy.nz 2 points 4 months ago

Those are steel scaffolding poles and clamps....even has end caps. As long as the clamps nuts are torqued correctly, that is not anywhere.

[-] nimble 15 points 4 months ago

It's not pretty but it's functional. Should get some bed sheets though

[-] skillissuer@discuss.tchncs.de 12 points 4 months ago

Pitch it as a modular living quarter system repairable under resource-constrained field conditions and any army will buy it (it also simplifies logistics)

[-] CidVicious@sh.itjust.works 9 points 4 months ago

A loft like this is pretty typical in a dorm type situation. Am I missing something else?

[-] Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 4 months ago

The way the bed is mounted?

[-] dastechniker@lemmy.world 8 points 4 months ago

Ok, what am I missing here? This just looks like a bed scratch built from clamps and poles of some kind.

[-] MY_ANUS_IS_BLEEDING@lemm.ee 9 points 4 months ago

Scaffolding. And the hmm is that it's a bed made from scaffolding.

[-] dastechniker@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago

Thanks. Looks sturdy to me!

[-] EvolvedTurtle@lemmy.world 6 points 4 months ago

I wish I had higher ceilings in my room I would absolutely do this

[-] LetterboxPancake@sh.itjust.works 6 points 4 months ago

I mean, the clamps are ugly, and I would fear to rip my skin up. But besides that, I dig it.

[-] 10001110101@lemm.ee 5 points 4 months ago

Looks expensive.

[-] Num10ck@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago

why not add some ladder steps? some long bolster pillows?

[-] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 4 points 4 months ago

Judging by the bookshelves, I think you'd bonk your head trying to get into or out of those chairs. The bed would be safe for sleeping but you'd want to be careful about lively activities that might slide the board off to the right of the photo. Given the rest, and the fact it would be a pain to arrange sheets and pillows, that's probably not going to be an issue, though.

[-] ladicius@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago

The rail is unnecessary. Nobody falls out of beds.

[-] NoSpotOfGround@lemmy.world 6 points 4 months ago

Nobody who can still talk afterwards.

[-] qarbone@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

That's the head~~board~~ bar. The headbar.

[-] JoShmoe@ani.social 3 points 4 months ago
[-] unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 4 months ago

For what exactly? This structure looks like a bit sus. Has some alternate uses for sure.

[-] JoShmoe@ani.social 4 points 4 months ago

Building a fort of course. What else is a bed good for?

[-] unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Yes, yes of course, a fort. That is what i was thinking of.

[-] PurpleClouds@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

looks like my mates house. Only downside I see is that you need ventilation on the mattress or it will mold.

[-] MehBlah@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

When I was in my early twenties I slept on a scaffold bed much like that more than job. It was usually in a cargo container with nine other people. It was effectively free lodging and I was working seven days a week. Twelve hours a day with overtime.

Good times and great pay.

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