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[-] alcoholicorn@lemmy.ml 15 points 3 hours ago

Until a few years ago, every $500 Tesla door handle had over a dozen contact switches, motors, microprocessors, and other points of failure, all exposed to moisture and thermal cycling.

Now they just have 2 motors, a couple hall effect sensors, and a microprocessor encased in plastic so they're 10x cheaper to make and don't fail nearly as much, but still cost $500.

[-] endeavor@sopuli.xyz 18 points 4 hours ago

Its so poorly made it's not allowed in europe. And normal teslas had issues getting allowed to be sold in Finland cause they are just built to such a low standard. You are getting scammed when you get a tesla.

[-] Droggelbecher@lemmy.world 4 points 3 hours ago

In my country, you would'nt even be allowed to drive it with a passenger car licence, as it exceeds the max weight for that.

[-] endeavor@sopuli.xyz 2 points 2 hours ago

At least it's practical. I mean a kei truck is more practical. But then again a kei truck already takes a fat dump on the crossovers with a tiny flatbed that americans call a truck.

[-] CreativeShotgun@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

American here, just confused by what you mean? Crossovers with a tiny bed?

[-] Soup@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

I think what they’re getting at is that so many trucks in North America are designed as passenger vehicles first and trucks second. Like, I’ve heard that it can be a struggle to get a two-seater with an 8ft bed and cloth seats but if you want a four-door luxury SUV with a tiny bed slapped on the back then there’s no issue besides the insane price tag for what is supposed to be an abused work vehicle. I love that the Ford Maverick is a thing and somewhat popular but it’s the same problem with its crossover-sized midsection and teeny bed.

People buy trucks like they can’t get a hitch attached for cheap and just rent or borrow a trailer when they need it once a year at most.

[-] pyre@lemmy.world 39 points 5 hours ago

I'm sorry, I'm normally on your side on this issue but calling it a "swastidumpster" is tasteless and makes you look bad. even if you want to liken it to a dumpster please use the correct term, which is a dumpstika.

[-] BrutallyHonestPOS@lemm.ee 13 points 5 hours ago

two people (so far) did not read your post to the end lol

[-] pyre@lemmy.world 5 points 3 hours ago

those are my proudest comments

[-] Fidel_Cashflow@lemmy.ml 11 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)

got me in the first half etc

[-] ItsJannnneee 2 points 2 hours ago

Elon doesn't want you washing the swastikas off.

[-] DarkFuture@lemmy.world 87 points 21 hours ago

Jesus Fuck.

I had to look it up.

It actually does void the warranty.

So not only are you not allowed to sell them (your own property) within the first year of buying one. But you also can't take it through a carwash?

And you have to pay $80k starting for one?

Man, I already thought the people who owned them were dumb. But holy fuck. Why would you do that to yourself?

[-] FlyingLoon@lemmy.world 10 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago)

Where did you find this? Just curious as I know teslas have an actual “car wash mode” that disables some mirrors and other automatic parts of the car.

[-] DarkFuture@lemmy.world 44 points 19 hours ago

Their own website states that damage from car washes void the warranty and that you must put it in car wash mode. But car wash mode doesn't prevent the damage indicated in OP's post. Also, you're expected to remember to put it in car wash mode instead of just going through the car wash like every other vehicle.

Also, if the damage from OP's pictures is real, what's to stop Tesla from just saying it was caused by taking it through a car wash when it was really just out in the rain or you hand washed it at home?

Bottom line is these things are a liability that aren't worth it unless you're dumb and have funny money to burn.

[-] Tristus@lemmy.world 5 points 6 hours ago

Where do you see that? I only see: Tesla does not recommend taking Cybertruck through an automatic car wash. Warranty should be fine. That said next section says damage through mud voids your warranty which is a very weird thing to say.

[-] itslilith 12 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)

Two more paragraphs down

Failure to put Cybertruck in Car Wash Mode may result in damage (for example, to the charge port or windshield wipers). Damage caused by car washes is not covered by the warranty.

[-] davidagain@lemmy.world 13 points 20 hours ago

I suspect that it's specifically the WankPanzer model rather than the regular cars.

[-] umbrella@lemmy.ml 10 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago)

genius space man! thats a dumb flaw if ive ever seen one. congratulations on the new ford pinto.

[-] rockhard@lemm.ee 15 points 16 hours ago

I love that for every bozo who bought one in Florida now the we're about to enter hurricane season in a few months.

[-] waterSticksToMyBalls@lemmy.world 17 points 13 hours ago

Not a problem! They got rid of NOAA so that means no more hurricane seasons

[-] rockhard@lemm.ee 9 points 12 hours ago

I want to scream now that you just reminded me of that. Saw an interview with GOP politician in some red tornado state complain about how they got rid of NOAA and imploring the admin to bring it back because they provide a vital service. Didn't have that on my bingo card.

[-] mineralfellow@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

North Mississippi just got flattened by a bunch of tornadoes. Totally red state.

[-] whaleiam@lemm.ee 26 points 20 hours ago

Did y’all see the bit about the space x rocket being less effective of the oldest rockets made. Calculation error means it can only take up 400 tons of the 1000 it supposed to. No way to fix it. NASA did it better.

[-] Rin@lemm.ee 7 points 16 hours ago

Thunderfoot said this like 5 years ago

[-] supernight52@lemmy.world 10 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago)

Poor Thunderf00t. Dude has been right damn near every time some bullshit tech "innovation" rears it's head, but still gets ignored.

[-] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 2 hours ago

you can be right, and still be an asshole in general. thus people will start ignoring you.

THis guy was, and likely is (tbh, haven't watched a video of him in years), a giant asshole and annoying in general

[-] svcg 10 points 5 hours ago

The guy spent years being an anti-feminist generally, and shitting himself over every little thing Anita Sarkeesian ever said or did in particular, while being unable to grasp even the most basic of feminist positions. So, I'm not entirely surprised that he's currently being ignored.

[-] supernight52@lemmy.world 3 points 2 hours ago

Fair enough. I've only watched him enough to watch his debunking videos of tech innovations or kickstarters. I never really knew about his anti-feminist views. I can understand disliking Anita, but getting caught up on everything she does is way too far. You can dislike her while acknowledging she has had a positive impact for female representation in games.

[-] VieuxQueb@lemmy.ca 46 points 1 day ago

Not enough Jpeg ! I can kind of make out part of the image.

[-] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 5 points 16 hours ago

I need MORE red circles!

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 6 points 20 hours ago

just drill a few holes in that plastic, problem solved.

[-] drop_table_username@lemmy.world 16 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago)

That's casted aluminum and is the actual frame of the vehicle I believe. Check out the jerryrigeverything video where he breaks the frame on one of these, I think it's the same stuff. Super thin cheap foamy casted aluminum so cheap it looks like plastic.

Edit: link to video

[-] ThefuzzyFurryComrade@pawb.social 7 points 17 hours ago

in that plastic

Excuse me, but that is a frame made of the finest aluminum that Tesla has to offer!

You can still use the plastic working tools, just take care to not snap the frame.

[-] Hupf@feddit.org 8 points 21 hours ago

Just buy a new one if it's stained.

[-] hikuro93@lemmy.ca 23 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Good for the american criminals, I guess, since the police departments using Teslas might be prone to shorting out on pursuits during heavy rain, I guess.

W Freedom (to commit crimes).

[-] medicsofanarchy@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago

"What are you doing turning into this car wash? The cops are right on our tail! " " Yeah, but the cops are looking for a dirty car, right?" " Boss, you're a genius! "

[-] Jakeroxs@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

Lmao there was a game with that mechanic but it was a paint job, I can't remember which one

[-] Snowpix@lemmy.ca 13 points 1 day ago

Ah yes, the ol', Pay n' Spray technique. Classic!

[-] MasterReflection1916@lemm.ee 9 points 1 day ago

Here in America, the criminals run the country

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[-] Telorand@reddthat.com 141 points 1 day ago

"We need to cut costs! Why are we spending extra to drill these stupid holes all over the vehicle?"

"Sir, that's a drain h—"

"Yeah, I don't care what they are, I want them gone, or you're fired."

[-] FinalRemix@lemmy.world 30 points 1 day ago

And other such great hits like "why are you using six bolts to hold these together? Can't we do it with two? Do it with two." The man is an imbecile.

[-] fox2263@lemmy.world 55 points 1 day ago

What about if it rains. Or like…you clean it yourself??

[-] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 65 points 1 day ago

Owners are expected to lick their cars.
Most do it without knowing it's mandatory.

[-] N0body@lemmy.dbzer0.com 107 points 1 day ago

The problem is you aren’t thinking like a billionaire. When your Nazi truck catches on fire when it rains and kills your customer, the company gets to sell a new Nazi truck to your customer’s child. That doubles every sale and potentially triples once the grandchildren are of driving age.

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[-] untorquer@lemmy.world 42 points 1 day ago

Is the entire frame just cast aluminum!? It legitimately looks like he had his rocket engineers build this one.

You can't get more disparate inspection/maintenance schedules than aerospace vs. Automotive.

[-] lemming741@lemmy.world 29 points 1 day ago

They're all-in on these large monolithic aluminum castings. He has branded it giga casting. I've always assumed it was to make them non-repairable.

[-] untorquer@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Well you can engineer a fatigue life with aluminum so if your goal is to prevent a second hand market and promote car as a service it's one way to go.

E: I'm aware of the software and other subscription stuff they do.

[-] pi3r8@lemmy.world 30 points 1 day ago

I read the biography of him and yes, it's molded in one piece (or was at the time of the book from memory) it was inspired by the bottom of a toy car. The issue of water ingress was apparently brought up but he didn't think it would be an issue.

[-] untorquer@lemmy.world 19 points 1 day ago

I doubt there was significant concern for fretting/fatigue here. These frames look like they're almost intended to last only 5yr.

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