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[-] Emerald@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago)

Lol, why is this guy trying to talk directly to Elon? There has to be some other customer support option that would be more effective.

[-] ThefuzzyFurryComrade@pawb.social 1 points 11 hours ago

There has to be some other customer support option that would be more effective.

There is, it is called "get fucked, loser".

[-] shaquilleoatmeal@lemm.ee 2 points 14 hours ago

It’s a beast but it can’t even move.

[-] Charlxmagne@lemmy.world 1 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago)

Elon deffo banned him 🤣🤣🤣

On a real tho bare people hating on Tesla once Elon got into politics, a lot of those people praising Tesla before that. EVs were always a shit idea in general, and he's been a fraud since day 1. There's more to life than just politics.

I guarantee you if he supported Obama's campain a lot of you sheep would still meatride Elon like all of Trump's cult members are.

[-] mooncake@lemm.ee 13 points 23 hours ago
[-] Lifter@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 16 hours ago
[-] ddash@lemmy.dbzer0.com 24 points 1 day ago

Cyberbeast... Lmao. Anything to try and make your worst purchasing mistake sound cool.

[-] LennartMeri@lemm.ee 16 points 1 day ago

It is just the actual name for the most powerful version of the Cybertruck

[-] ddash@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 1 day ago
[-] LennartMeri@lemm.ee 7 points 23 hours ago

Yeah.. a higher trim level. Much faster than the regular

[-] gadfly1999@lemm.ee 4 points 20 hours ago
[-] rumba@lemmy.zip 5 points 18 hours ago

Yeah, with the lack of quality and attention to detail and likelihood to trap you in and burn you alive if you crash it goes horrifyingly fast. Not any faster than your average luxury car, but more deadly

[-] LennartMeri@lemm.ee 2 points 14 hours ago

I mean im no apologyst and i hate the guy as much as anybody, but its significantly faster than your average ice luxury car. I would never buy a tesla now, but i also am not a fan of skewing the facts to fit a narrative. The cars were shit in the beginning and are much better now. Pretty, well equipped and fast. But dont buy any of them, fuck tesla. And fuck elon especially.

[-] Formfiller@lemmy.world 19 points 1 day ago

It does that right before it locks you in and catches on fire

[-] The_Caretaker@lemm.ee 12 points 1 day ago

That's what you get for buying from a Nazi. #LeopardsAteMyFace

[-] AeonFelis@lemmy.world 4 points 22 hours ago

This has nothing to do with face-eating leopards. He did not wish for other people to get their cars broken.

[-] rumba@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 day ago

It's waiting for its shipment of lemon-soaked paper napkins.

[-] Uri@infosec.pub 5 points 1 day ago
[-] OmegaMan@lemmings.world 61 points 1 day ago

21 miles and screen absolutely covered in dust. These things must be sitting for ages and not selling. Not even a wipe down from the Tesla store.

[-] aeternum 5 points 1 day ago

Oh no! Anyway…

[-] SecularHumorist5@lemm.ee 9 points 1 day ago

Ciphertruck.

[-] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 49 points 1 day ago

That screen is awfully dusty for a car you bought 10 minutes ago

[-] Peter_Arbeitsloser@feddit.org 30 points 1 day ago

Well, it still does have a protective foil on it and very few finger traces in the dust.

[-] kyle@lemm.ee 32 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Still, the bottom corner of the film is peeling. Could have been sitting on a lot for a long time, but peeling like that after only a few test drives at most?

Edit: I ended up digging into his Twitter page and everything is legit. And I'm baffled.

Selfie: Selfie

SMS conversation with Tesla support (LOL): tech support convo

Dropping it off: dropping off at service

"Your concern is closed."

Ahaha the garbage customer service they sell these days.

[-] deeferg@lemmy.world 2 points 13 hours ago

If "thank you": return

[-] pogt@lemmy.wtf 4 points 1 day ago

It's been DOGE'd for sure

[-] Peter_Arbeitsloser@feddit.org 18 points 1 day ago

Ahahaha, oh wow, that tech support exchange.

[-] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 31 points 1 day ago

I'd expect the dealership to give it a quick detail before letting the customer drive away, even used car dealerships do that. But I guess when we're talking about Tesla all bets are off.

[-] Anivia@feddit.org 2 points 1 day ago

If a dealer detailed my factory new car before giving it to me I would refuse delivery

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[-] Litebit@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

Send it back to russia Rusich Group

[-] barneypiccolo@lemm.ee 28 points 1 day ago

Oh well, it sucks to be you, a Muskrat dick-sucker.

[-] Evotech@lemmy.world 33 points 2 days ago

I love that people think @elonmusk is a valid technical support approach

[-] Trainguyrom@reddthat.com 9 points 1 day ago

Having worked customer support, @ing company leadership is a valid method to get escalated to the highest tiers of support

[-] Telorand@reddthat.com 156 points 2 days ago

He...he can't help you. He's the nepo baby of people who owned blood mines. He doesn't actually know anything useful. Or care about you.

[-] ArchmageAzor@lemmy.world 111 points 2 days ago

Lmao, imagine a car not working because of a software bug. That's just pathetic.

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[-] prole 15 points 1 day ago

Oops, did they accidentally do the remote self-destruction on a vehicle that was already sold?

[-] 0ops@lemm.ee 18 points 1 day ago

How the hell should I know?

[-] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

You did it again.

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