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The Swastidumpster is the Most Reliable Car Ever Made.
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this post was submitted on 16 Mar 2025
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Well, it still does have a protective foil on it and very few finger traces in the dust.
I'd expect the dealership to give it a quick detail before letting the customer drive away, even used car dealerships do that. But I guess when we're talking about Tesla all bets are off.
Haha. Yeah probably not. Look at what they aren't paying for when making these now.
I don't think Tesla dealers work on commission (basing this entirely off the comment of a rando on this site without verification), so that would help explain it.
You'd think the dealership would step in though. If I bought a $100k vehicle I'd be beyond livid if it was delivered in that condition. The fact that it's also broken is just a cherry on top
Tesla doesn't have a dealer network, you're buying direct. Their delivery and service quality is amusing at best.
If a dealer detailed my factory new car before giving it to me I would refuse delivery
Still, the bottom corner of the film is peeling. Could have been sitting on a lot for a long time, but peeling like that after only a few test drives at most?
Edit: I ended up digging into his Twitter page and everything is legit. And I'm baffled.
Selfie:
SMS conversation with Tesla support (LOL):
Dropping it off:
"Your concern is closed."
Ahaha the garbage customer service they sell these days.
It's been DOGE'd for sure
If "thank you": return
Ahahaha, oh wow, that tech support exchange.