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submitted 2 months ago by Peter_Arbeitslos@feddit.org to c/memes@lemmy.ml
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[-] Borger 45 points 2 months ago

I feel left out, not even a spam bot wants me :(

[-] Peter_Arbeitslos@feddit.org 17 points 2 months ago

One day, you will get a message.

[-] fl42v@lemmy.ml 8 points 2 months ago

a message

Or 6

[-] Laereht@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

I got my message right after I filtered out the instance that follows "her" if you're desperate to get the dm. Dunno if it was related, but it was really weird timing.

[-] altima_neo@lemmy.zip 1 points 2 months ago

I got it a few weeks ago, but I just got another today.

That's 2 messages now. Feeling blessed.

[-] Lemjukes@lemm.ee 29 points 2 months ago

Hey! You stay away from her! She messaged me first!

[-] lugal@sopuli.xyz 3 points 2 months ago

Sorry to be the one who breaks this to you but when she starts texting other people, well, she has a will of her own can, theoretically, can leave you when ever she wants

[-] BeNotAfraid@lemmy.ml 16 points 2 months ago

Homely af spam bot. At least they're going for realism.

[-] thann@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 2 months ago

My girlfriend browses a different instance

[-] vk6flab@lemmy.radio 12 points 2 months ago

Block and Report .. it's similar to Like and Subscribe .. but different.

[-] altima_neo@lemmy.zip 6 points 2 months ago

But I'm still smashing that like button either way

[-] lugal@sopuli.xyz 3 points 2 months ago

Usually, when I want to report her, the account already doesn't exist anymore

[-] Frenchys_prospecting@aussie.zone 12 points 2 months ago

I have 2 girlfriends named Nicole but neither of them talk to me.

[-] RandomVideos@programming.dev 15 points 2 months ago

Are they both from Canada and proud of being polish?

[-] Frenchys_prospecting@aussie.zone 9 points 2 months ago

Wtf? How did you know?

[-] Sunsofold@lemmings.world 11 points 2 months ago

I have to wonder if the actual woman in the image is aware her face is being plastered all over lemmy by some weird guy.

[-] stray@pawb.social 4 points 2 months ago

I like to think that that's actually her, trying to scam us out of money, and I feel a kind of vicarious pride for her as a woman who doesn't even have to touch a real dick to get paid, while the rest of us chumps are over here with our shitty jobs. Obviously the reality of the situation isn't great, but in my head she's a Robin Hood kind of folk hero.

[-] DickFiasco@lemm.ee 10 points 2 months ago

Later, virgins!

[-] Contemporarium@lemm.ee 9 points 2 months ago
[-] Sarcasmo220@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 months ago

Me too! I am truly part of the lemmy community now.

[-] Contemporarium@lemm.ee 3 points 2 months ago

Woohoo let’s celebrate! I have fentanyl laced blow who wants some

[-] RejZoR@lemmy.ml 8 points 2 months ago

Blessed be upon by the Fediverse chick!

[-] emberpunk@lemmy.ml 7 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I got a bunch of messages. I saw my inbox, dismissed the spam and then I saw this meme. Actually lol'd. Thank you.

edit: although I'm a bit concerned... What's going on here? Anyone actually check out those links..? Obviously sketchy. Malware? Some kind of long con scam? Does this person know their image is being used?

[-] Fridgeratr@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 2 months ago

I just got that message recently... does that mean I'm cool?

[-] ArsonButCute@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 months ago

I got one this morning but the account got banned before I got to read it 😓

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