My Crazy Conspiratorial Thinking:
Thank you in advance for me stretching Rule 3 to the max, and I apologize if all this is already posted, I feel the need to post it again and comment on it, to better keep the conversation alive.
Nobody understands what is going on in this country right now. Donald Fucking Trump spends the last few weeks cozying up to Putin, trying to throw Ukraine under the bus. He wants Zelenskyy to throw in the towel, all so he can get the Nobel Prize.
Too bad Trump is so stupid he can't see the only way he gets a Nobel Prize is to invade Norway, topple their democratically elected government, arrest or kill the current members of the Norwegian Nobel Committee, and install his own handpicked one. I do not condone such actions, by the by.
Donald has a problem though, Ukraine won't give up. They will fight to the death. Marco Rubio already is out there denying we, the United States, will send support to the fucking Russian Federation, which means they're floatin' the trial balloon.
Vladimir Putin and Trump aren't in cahoots, Trump is a child, a literal child, being manipulated by the world's best. Vlad uses Trump's admiration for Putin, for the Strongman, to plant in the child's head, you can get the Nobel Peace Prize if you just help me end this little operation with Ukraine, I'll let you take all the credit. They'll make golden statues of you.
Trump is God's Perfect Fool being led by a bunch of nutjob techno-religious fascists. And yes, they are religious, all of them, even Zuckerberg, especially Zuckerberg.
You know all of the ridiculous hype around AI, these billionaire fucks are true believers. They, with the White Evangelical Christian leadership, think they've found God in the Machine, and they called it AI. David Bowie warned all of us back in 1970.
YouTube Link: Davide Bowie's Saviour Machine
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZBO0gf27sl8&ab_channel=DavidBowie-Topic
Elon Musk and his merry DOGE minions are using AI, some large language model, to make the government "more efficient". As we can all see, it's not the God they think it is, and High Priest Musk is starting to sweat.
The White Evangelical leadership, despite myself above, doesn't think they've truly found God. They don't believe in God. They believe in Themselves. The White Evangelical leadership is using the chaos generated by the Church of AI to affect a coup in this country. They are a bunch of self serving pricks who are going to flagellate We the People for their sins. Jesus died for their sins, so why can't we as well?
This is my conspiracy theory. Please don't hesitate to prove me wrong, but please do back yourselves up with sources, better than mine, mine being my ass. But this one time, I think my ass actually knows something.
TDLR: Thank you for reading my rant, this is cathartic. Thank you for being my free therapists.
