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[-] Hobbes_Dent@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

NSFW ish

Tap for spoiler

It’s about fellatio tho. You should check it out if you aren’t American and know science words.

[-] CosmicCleric@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

NSFWish (select to expand)...Esoterical Fun Fact: Peter North was rated as one of the best partners to have sex with by female porn stars of the time, because of the size of his penis, and his love making skills.

Edit: Its dry humor guys, related to the parent comment that this comment is replying to (he's one of the actors in the image; his name is mentioned). Relax.

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[-] holycrap@lemm.ee 3 points 1 month ago

Every time I see your copyright notice the day that text gets reproduced by an LLM verbatim draws nearer.

[-] emosquirrel@lemm.ee 7 points 1 month ago

Why does he always stand like two people in a horse costume

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[-] takeda@lemm.ee 7 points 1 month ago

And from now on MAGA loves EVs!

[-] SirFasy@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Dumb & Dumber try to sell shitty cars and fail.

[-] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

The poorly worn suits make so much more sense now

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[-] 4shtonButcher@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 1 month ago

Did they photoshop his hands bigger?

[-] Fontasia@feddit.nl 5 points 1 month ago

White House Press pack now have the opportunity to just grill who ever is at the podium next on questions comparing the Model X and then deaths related to Self Driving Incidents

[-] pinheadednightmare@lemm.ee 4 points 1 month ago

Musk looks like that bully that’s just waiting to sucker punch Trump if he fucks up the lines he was given. He’s even clenching his teeth.

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[-] echodot@feddit.uk 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Yeah sure, let's just re-emphasize for anyone who wasn't paying attention that the man responsible for all this misery is also is the owner of this here car company. It's not as if Musk fans are going to be getting EVs.

[-] owl@infosec.pub 3 points 1 month ago
[-] Gammelfisch@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

LOL! How many fucking cheeseburgers and Diet Cokes would the Orange Turd need to gobble down?

[-] Ledericas@lemm.ee 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

how much can his diaper hold, thats your answer. he has to be wearing those astronaut type diapers.

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[-] badgerclops@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Depends. The cost of eggs equivalent to these vehicles should be enough to cover both of these vehicles with them!

[-] boaratio@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago
[-] suite403@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Memorizing the look of this super expensive tesla for no reasons at all.

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