One of the 237 that didn't wear life jacket un-drowned or found a jacket during drowning?
Number 237 drowned without lifejacket but wasn't a person.
237 people swam in the lake without a life jacket. 236 of them drowned.
And 0 people swam in the lake with a life jacket! What an unsuccessful sign!
That guy? ~~Albert Einstein~~ Michael Phelps.
Nah, someone put a life jacket on a dead body and threw it inside the lake and it came back to life.
99.578% of people that swim there drown.
Same as that riddle about people coming back from the moon
And the fresh diminutive footwear
#237: Jason Vorhees
If you're going to go swimming at Crystal Lake, I feel like drowning is the least of your troubles.
Schroedinger's lifejacket.
I can float on water if I lay on my back..
Hmm.. Do you weigh the same as a duck?
What about very small rocks?
Or big metallic ships
Or, they only collect the dead ones from the surface. There's probably a veritable mountain of lifejacketless corpses on the silt.
You must've misread the sign. All the casualties were without lifejacket.
Clearly because the floating corpses were being carried away by birds, so only the sunken ones were left to be found!
Hrmmm... who wants to be FIRST!? ๐ฅ๐
I just think they're neat!
