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I'm missing an entire hour of my life. AMA.
(lemmy.world)
Have you looked behind the sofa?
Did you check your pockets?
Don’t worry, you’ll get that hour back this fall.
OP should check for butt plugs.
They're still there.
They?
He/him
Yes, three.
Does your butt hurt?
Yes, it hurt before, it still does.
More or less?
I prefer less, the shortcuts are intuitive and searching backwards has been a life saver for me.
Emacs or vim?
Vim, fight me.
Tacos or spaghetti
Mine is a little itchy. What does that mean??
If it is after lost time, and it did not itch before, your butt may have been exposed to something alien that caused an allergic reaction.
It was obviously the gay, woke, communist, globalist transdimensional space vampires!
With their stupid, sexy agenda
Sensationalist hooey!
What would u do if you had that hour back
jerk off to vampire porn
I didn't expect this question to be so hard. I'd probably squander it trying to decide the best way to use a free hour.
Realest answer hahaha! I probably would have just used it to actually sleep. I forgot to change my alarm so I lost an hour of sleep even though I had no reason to wake up that early
I woke up at 740 instead of 640, then sat on my ass until 915 when I showered and went to Costco.
So... Probably play a video game and lose all motivation to do anything lol
I love how real these answers are 😂
Do you think you'll ever get it back?
I don't care, I just want it to stop happening.
Is your ringfinger longer than your index finger?
No, they are roughly the same amount of time.
Despite the inherently probabilistic nature of quantum mechanics, do you think the universe is deterministic?
No, but I think we're statistically likely to be in a simulation of the universe. Suppose a sufficiently advanced civilization is able to create an advanced machine capable of simulating the universe. It stands to reason that they'd be able to simulate it multiple times, as their technology improves, they can simulate it more times. There could be nearly infinite simulations, but only one real universe. What are the odds that this universe is the real one?
Tap for spoiler
It was aliens
Which is your favourite Pokemon?
Yellow.
Operation Clocksterfork is a stunning success celebrated bigly by all real AMEericans!!!
An hour? Those are rookie numbers.
this post was submitted on 09 Mar 2025
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