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[-] Signtist@lemm.ee 55 points 1 year ago

I think some of those purple ones should instead be labeled "If you can find a way to get it to stick around long enough for you to lick, you'll win a posthumous Nobel prize."

[-] Know_not_Scotty_does@lemmy.world 30 points 1 year ago

Licking elemental Lithium would be enlightening.

[-] vithigar@lemmy.ca 16 points 1 year ago

I'd argue that Li should be red and Hg should be yellow.

Elemental mercury in liquid form is fairly safe. It needs to get into your blood in order to be a problem, and even if some does stick to your tongue and get swallowed the digestive absorption is extremely low.

[-] ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Definitely a taste that would blow you away.

[-] smitten 23 points 1 year ago
[-] MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca 14 points 1 year ago

Nature's sweetener.

[-] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 10 points 1 year ago

Peanutbutter

[-] WaterWaiver@aussie.zone 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

~~The fun thing about Pb is it's relatively safe in pure form. Unfortunately the oxides that appear on its surface are water soluble and love entering our bodies.~~

Just looked this up, apparently I'm completely wrong. Maybe I was thinking about lipid compatibility? Not sure now.

[-] wyrmroot@programming.dev 2 points 1 year ago

Hmm. Maybe you were thinking about elemental mercury vs methyl mercury? That’s a case where the danger (at least through ingestion) depends greatly on the format.

[-] WaterWaiver@aussie.zone 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I swear that I read that white lead oxide is water soluble, thus happily sticks to your fingers and then gets on your food. I must be misremembering.

Maybe it was something about the solid lead object turning into an (oxide) powder that can then be easily ported as tiny particles on greasy hands? Hearsay science and safety information from me today :)

[-] Zerush@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 year ago

At least it taste sweet

[-] CaptainBasculin@lemmy.bascul.in 15 points 1 year ago

now how about a table about eating it?

[-] SkybreakerEngineer@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Eat it, eat it, open up your mouth and feed it!

[-] 9bananas@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Ate without table -3

[-] isolatedscotch@discuss.tchncs.de 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)
[-] dosuser123456@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 1 year ago
[-] MakingWork@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Please reconsider? What does that mean? It's not red. But maybe no? So like it's ok but it will probably suck? But still doable in a bad game of truth or dare? It's not yellow.

Is it worse than yellow? Is it worse than red? If it's worse than red, then why is it so polite?

[-] capt_wolf@lemmy.world 18 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

My guess would be that this is in terms of reactivity and toxicity and the likelyhood that these factors will kill you. Yellow things like lead or lithium won't necessarily kill you, but they will poison you pretty good. Red elements like potassium and sodium would potentially blow your tongue off due to their reactivity. At the least, they'd likely give you gnarly, severe chemical burns. Licking red stuff like mercury or arsenic will most likely kill you. Purple stuff is either extremely rare, unstable, and/or extremely radioactive. Licking it would cost a fortune in lost materials and likely straight up kill you from radiation poisoning or some sort of other reaction. For instance, francium, you're definitely dead from radiation poisoning. So

"please reconsider" = you're going to die painfully and horribly.

"you really shouldn't" = it's probably going to kill you, and, if you do survive, you probably wouldn't want to be alive long after anyway.

"maybe not a good idea" = it might not kill you, but you're gonna be pretty sick.

[-] HurlingDurling@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago

Red means that you could but shouldn't, purple means reconsider or die.

In any case I definitely don't want to lick #33

[-] dosuser123456@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 1 year ago

idk i didnt make the pic i was sent this on my classrooms whatsapp group

[-] SoulWager@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Um, why is tungsten green?

Really there's a lot of green there that I wouldn't lick.

[-] Battle_Masker@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

how tf are you supposed to lick a gas?

[-] dosuser123456@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 1 year ago

just breathe through ur mouth

[-] 48954246@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Oh but your telling me if I put Na and Cl together in just the right way it's fine to lick it.

[-] zer0squar3d@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 year ago

Mmm fluorine.

[-] Zerush@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 year ago

You can lick almost everything (except your ellbow), but not all several times.

[-] Robust_Mirror@aussie.zone 2 points 1 year ago

You can definitely lick your elbow, it just depends how attached to your arm you are...

[-] Zerush@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 year ago
[-] dosuser123456@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 1 year ago

ifyoure hyperflexible, yea (im not)

[-] Zerush@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 year ago

Hyperflexible and capable pouring out your shoulder maybe, alternately having a 30 cm tongue.

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