Italy, Japan, or some place with beautiful mountains.

But money is a thing, so i'm not going anywhere.

Road trip across Canada, coast to coast. Just before starting it though I’d fly to the Yukon.

Mount Blue Sky, Colorado. Home of the highest elevation optical astronomical observatory who's operators I share a language with

Canada. Somewhere.

Beyond the edge of the universe

Your moms house

Somewhere tropical, that won't mind if we smoke some weed on the beach. Jamaica comes to mind, but I'd research options because I'd like to see the other side of the Atlantic.

The Maldives.

An all-inclusive resort, located somewhere warm with a beach.

Definitely take a boat ride to visit Taiwan at least once before any shit potentially goes down in Asia and war breaks out.

Hell, if it broke out while I was over there, it'd make things easier for me in a way, since I'd be more than willing to help Taiwan in the event of a war by doing whatever the hell they need me to as a civilian who couldn't join the army due to my health. Wouldn't have to be working on helping them from far away, but rather on ground.

Somewhere remote that already has a well-established bartering system. Most of the usual tourist places would be a disaster if there was no such thing as money.

I'd like to go back to Fuzhou, but geopolitical tensions are making international travel less viable by the day.

Under Vladimir's bed

Lake Meade, Pennsylvania

it's already booked, though, family reunion.

I probably wouldn't go much further than a couple of hours drive. The mindset of travelling half the world "just cuz we can" has become unpleasant.

It'd be cool to walk about Mars for an afternoon. Maybe find that rover (Opportunity?) that ran out of power & give it a fresh battery & clean off its solar panels, see if it'll fire back up again.

Vietnam looks nice.

A yacht with a Titan seamoth in either the carribean or Australia to just cruise through some reefs.

Pitcairn Island

A socialist liberal democracy in the entirety of the United States.

Right where I am.

Because if money were no object I'd definitely not be living in this shithole country.

Nowhere probably. I'm not traveling because I can't afford to but rather because I'm not interested to.