Whom am I kidding, go do all of that! Learn why you most probably shouldn't 😆
Oddly specific?
Yet depressingly common in MMORPG circles. People tend to vastly underestimate the amount of work needed to get an remotely playable MMO off the ground.
I've entertained the idea, and the first to requirements that come to mind are advertising money and server upkeep money - then one could start worrying about actually making it
What is this smell? Is that the smell of self experience?
Nah, I can't tell a Class from a Function in most programming languages. I ain't making no game.
You won't be able to mistake the two if you don't use Classes.
Oh, was it you who made Sociolotron?
Ew, knowledge and experience, pweh disgusting
I want to learn how to write a physics engine.
Those are easy, unless you want 128bit resolution, relativistic effects, collisions, or fancy stuff like that.
PS: Bonus points if you write one without collision detection, then sell it as a game on Steam.
PS2: Super Bonus points if you make it 64bit, then keep crowd-funding it for 10 years.
What if I make an OS that's also a game engine?
Hear me out: a fully fledged desktop environment, like KDE Plasma or Gnome, but it's a 3D world - "windows" are just walls, the file explorer is just a bunch of procedurally generated condos, and you get a Gmod physics gun to move stuff around.
Soooo.. Microsoft Bob in 3d?
Microsoft bob in 3D with a Gmod physics gun
Making your own engine is worthwhile learning experience. The same as trying to recreate any of the foundational tools that you use. Might not be the fastest or best way to make a game but a good way to make yourself a better developer.
Not the fastest
This is my 4th Vulkan related "project" and 2nd attempt at making something other than a glorified tutorial workspace in 6 years, and it took me 4 weeks to draw this stuff with minimal technical debt.
I could just use an existing game engine, but what's the fun in not manually sorting all draw commands by mesh>pipeline>material and hunting synchronization hazards by just looking at funny glyphs for extended periods of time?
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Thank you! I haven't laughed that hard in a year or more. My sides hurt.
Truly what inspired me to fight against Vulkan's complexity
GET OUT. OF MY CAR. NOW
Why are you yelling at me?
Now do a camera that can be controlled
Done, that wasn't the hard part - after that I spent a few days on normal mapping and passable light reflections
What kind of method you gonna use for reflections?
Nobody asked, but whatever:
Mmm shiney
For reflected objects none, that's too much effort - this thing only reflects light sources.
Proper reflections require either too much effort, or me being smarter than I actually am.
(Reflecting light sources is as easy as doing some tangent-space wizardry and a few dot products)
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