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[-] KulunkelBoom@lemm.ee 3 points 23 hours ago

Fucking nazis and commies at the top of our government. What the actual fuck.

[-] b161 2 points 21 hours ago

Could you please name one of these “commies”?

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[-] Holyginz@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago

Forget a brick shithouse, he's built like a brick of shit.

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[-] QuincyPeck@lemmy.world 40 points 1 day ago

He’s built like a flabby Rob Liefeld drawing.

[-] Lumidaub@feddit.org 16 points 1 day ago

Ohgawd he saw Liefeld's Captain America and said "I want that."

[-] shittydwarf@lemmy.dbzer0.com 31 points 1 day ago

That girdle working overtime

[-] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 17 points 1 day ago

It’s made out of the same material as the Cybertruck.

[-] NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world 26 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Really hope he has a severe aneurysm soon

[-] cyan_mess 9 points 1 day ago

"My Doge. My White House. My Dune."

[-] nonentity@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 day ago

Dim MAGA with a low poly Lara Croft bust.

[-] wanderwisley@lemm.ee 14 points 1 day ago

That man’s body is built like a stretch Armstrong mixed with a Duracell D battery.

[-] QuantumSparkles@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 day ago

It does however, make the target easier to hit

[-] ramenshaman@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

It'd be so easy to kill 2 birds with 1 stone right there. Well, maybe not easy.

[-] DmMacniel@feddit.org 1 points 1 day ago

Just need a good penetration value.

[-] aluminium@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

Did he shop at the kid's isle?

[-] Chaves81@lemm.ee 2 points 1 day ago

This is a clearly user of protection vest…

[-] superdude6504@discuss.online 6 points 1 day ago

No, he really is shaped like that

[-] conditional_soup@lemm.ee 4 points 1 day ago

That may be, but it does kinda seem like there's some hard, straight lines under his shirt. Maybe he swallowed a protection vest?

[-] SpruceBringsteen@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Dude stole Conner O'Malley's under wardrobe.

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[-] k0e3@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 day ago

He's too curvy to be a super fx chip render.

[-] werefreeatlast@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

Oh that's good! He's gonna not last long.

[-] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Sorta getting Dale Gribble vibes.

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