Ima put on some vinyl gloves and punch anon in the face several times.
It wasn’t me! My hands didn’t touch his face!
Officer, is it a crime to punch my own vinyl??
Nice
OOP has never had sex. This is proof
Neither OP :(
did you remove your own upvote after posting...?
Yes, infact I sometimes downvote my own comment if I feel like my comment is shit
Lecturing a Chan user on condangs is like asking your dog his thoughts on the Flat Tax.
are you a bagfucker or a vagfucker
Bold of you to assume I fuck, however I may be a buttfucker so ever thought about that Anon?
Taking bets they do not think women who’ve only fucked dudes with condoms on are virgins
> are you a vagfucker of a bagfucker
I'm a buttfucker
> gender neutral
> even you can get penetrated
> you can even do it with your friends
> no pregnancy
> is really satisfying
> "but what about the poop?"
just get an enema, or even get into scat
> you're literally fucking the better hole
> you're literally fucking the better tits
> "but what about incontinence"
relatively rare, if happens just get into diapers
Peehole fucking is also an option, but it will very likely come with incontinence and a UTI.
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