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Touch asphalt (lemmy.world)
submitted 5 months ago by drayv@lemmy.world to c/comicstrips@lemmy.world
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[-] scrubbles@poptalk.scrubbles.tech 118 points 5 months ago

City parks are wasteful and useless - says people who have never lived within walking distance of a good park and drive everywhere

[-] thejoker954@lemmy.world 6 points 5 months ago

They arent wasteful or useless, but they do tend to suck due to the sheer numbers of people who use them.

[-] Ephera@lemmy.ml 44 points 5 months ago

I believe, the solution to that is more parks.

[-] GalacticGrapefruit@lemmy.world 11 points 5 months ago

Supplementary solution: abolish billboards and oversized/tall signposts.

[-] flames5123@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago

Hawaii did this, and it looks amazing. Other states have banned billboards too.

[-] otter@lemmy.ca 8 points 5 months ago

This actually does seem to work. Vancouver has a LOT of parks, and I don't find them crowded or underutilized. It's a nice balance where there are people to talk to but you can find your own quiet spot too

https://vancouver.ca/parks-recreation-culture/parks-gardens-and-beaches.aspx

Apparently we have 250 parks, making up 11% of Vancouver's land mass

[-] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 7 points 5 months ago

Plus they’re not wild at all. It’s still a lot of pavement-touching. Especially when there’s signs telling you not to walk on the grass.

[-] Shezzagrad@lemmy.ml 5 points 5 months ago

America really sucks. Go look at my home city of Edinburgh on a map, that's how you do a city

[-] KSPAtlas@sopuli.xyz 1 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Princes Gardens going from a dump in the 1800s to a nice park is quite a transformation

[-] Zorque@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago

That's not a park, then, it's a nature preserve.

[-] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 0 points 5 months ago

I agree those are much better than parks

[-] Zorque@lemmy.world 0 points 5 months ago

So... you don't want to touch the grass?

[-] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

I want to touch dirt. I want mud squishing between my toes and the cool wind whipping over my naked body. I want to feast on wild edibles while I gaze at a sky so full of stars it hurts to look at them. I want my neighbors to have paws and fur and feathers and scales. I want any signs I see to be curiosities or raw materials and to divorce myself from the human concept of time. I want to not see another person for months, and even then they are on a distant hilltop and quickly flee.

[-] Zorque@lemmy.world 0 points 5 months ago

So... a national park, then?

[-] sirico@feddit.uk 18 points 5 months ago

Grinder 😏

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 14 points 5 months ago

that square foot of grass isn't for the cats it's for me

[-] wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 5 months ago

Only if I can make "cute" faces at you and go pspspspspspsps

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago

I have a Pavlovian response to that where I blink slowly and tchktchktchk back

[-] jared@mander.xyz 13 points 5 months ago

Get out there and consume!

[-] samus12345@lemm.ee 5 points 5 months ago
[-] GaMEChld@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

Yeah, you can take in beauty anywhere, even a plastic bag floating in the wind. It's more a mind set. If you deliberately look for goodness and beauty, you'll find it. I could stroll down 5th avenue NYC and look up and be in awe of the towering monuments to human ingenuity and grit all around me. Or I can take that same walk and fixate in on litter and grumble.

[-] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 8 points 5 months ago

Yeah, you stand in awe of the human ingenuity behind a strip mall, Taylor. Really take it all in.

[-] TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago

Look at that line cook smoking a cig in the twighlight of the panda express sign. He's squatted on the milk crate like a shitting monkey.

Beautiful.

this post was submitted on 20 Feb 2025
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