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Let's fix American and Healthcare and education and infrastructure. No, F that. Hire an armed guard for your uber instead. This is about the most American thing ever, and it's absolutely pathetically sad.
No, it's an armed motorcade, not just a goon for somebody else's Corolla.
And I'd gladly stand up
Next to you and defend her still today
'Cause there ain't no doubt I love this land...
God bless the USA
Applies as an armed guard.
Gets assigned to a CEO.
Now has a reason to be right next to a CEO with a weapon.
What could go wrong?
What could possibly go wrong
Daammn some poser samurais are going to get zeroed just trying to make a few eddies.
Oh yes, let's give the business elite their own paramilitary! Jesus Christ...
this post was submitted on 18 Feb 2025
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