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[-] teft@startrek.website 31 points 1 year ago

Because then you'll sound like a dipshit like Christophers who go by Toph.

[-] moody@lemmings.world 7 points 1 year ago

I'm more on the side of Isto

[-] Zaros@lemmy.world 27 points 1 year ago

"There are some who call me... Tim."

[-] StellarExtract@lemm.ee 19 points 1 year ago

No joke, I knew a guy named Richard who went by Chard!

[-] kamehameherp@lemmy.world 17 points 1 year ago
[-] StellarExtract@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago

That would've been superior

[-] DarkDiamondK@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Sounds like a dick

[-] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Did you call him Swiss Chard?

[-] StellarExtract@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago

I opted not to since I lived with him at the time

[-] Wage_Slave@kbin.social 13 points 1 year ago
[-] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago
[-] Godric@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

I like to call my buddy Christopher 'Topher'

[-] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

I like Topher the zombie on What We Do In the Shadows

[-] Christopher@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago
[-] Franzia 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Samantha could go by Salmon... or even, Anthems?

Danielle could go be Yell

Richard could be Itch

Joshua could be Shoe

Gary could be Air

Logan could go by Lo

Mikayle could be Kayle

Dylan could be LAN

Megan could be Egg

Jessica could be Sicka

Anthony could be Honey

[-] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

Thomas could go by Omas!

My dad has a friend named Timo (teemoe), it took us many years to find out his first name was actually just Timothy.

[-] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Omigod. That's hilarious

[-] 73rdnemesio@infosec.pub 6 points 1 year ago

Hiding their love of Lamp.

[-] Hupf@feddit.de 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Mothra could be the Sun God yet opted for an ugly butterfly.

[-] GreenMario@lemm.ee 6 points 1 year ago

Cindy could be Indy

Michael can be Chael.

Hmm ๐Ÿค”

[-] moody@lemmings.world 7 points 1 year ago

Cindy is already short for Cynthia

[-] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Only a Cynth deals in absolutes.

[-] GreenMario@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago

Thia then. ๐Ÿ˜‚

[-] codapine@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago
[-] Getallen@feddit.nl 5 points 1 year ago
[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Names Muhammad, but everyone just calls me 'Ham'. Its extremely insensitive.

[-] ShouldIHaveFun@feddit.ch 3 points 1 year ago

You mean like this ETHZ professor? https://people.inf.ethz.ch/troscoe/

[-] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

I have often wondered this myself.

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