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[-] SpinMeAround@aussie.zone 21 points 5 months ago

It’s my IRL birthday today! YAY!

I’m having to work it for the first time in probably 14 years because workplace is shit. BOO!

Going into the city for a staycation tonight. YAY!

[-] Duenan@aussie.zone 6 points 5 months ago

Happy Birthday.

Hope work breezes by and you have a wonderful staycation!

🎂

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[-] Gibsonhasafluffybutt@aussie.zone 18 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

The face of "turn the fucking music down you woke me up!"

I have 2 offers!!!! Hoping number 3 comes through but probably not.

That's ok though!

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[-] useless_modern_god@aussie.zone 17 points 5 months ago

I have received flowers for the first time in my life. 🥰

[-] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 10 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Nawww. I got home grown tomatoes from a friend.

To the downvoter. It's cool. It's my parents wedding anniversary today. I promise my loved one surprises me every other day.

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[-] redwattlebird@lemmings.world 8 points 5 months ago

Aw, and they're so beautiful too! Like you!

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[-] nuzzle5504@lemmy.ml 13 points 5 months ago

Happy Valentine's day to everyone with and without someone to spend it with. I hope you all have a wonderful day :)

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[-] Bottom_racer@aussie.zone 12 points 5 months ago

Heading back to melbs today.

Haven't been back since xmas. Gonna be a shock going through the CBD. Always blows my mind down here you only see a few people daily (usually on the foreshore / beach / shops) but people go out of their way to interact. Had more convos with randos down here in the last month than I have in the last 2 years in melbs.

I say bring back the rando convo.

[-] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 8 points 5 months ago

No thanks. I always get stuck with the itchy weirdo rando.

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[-] Taleya@aussie.zone 12 points 5 months ago

update: I may have written BAG OF DICKS on the side of the sausage bags

[-] just_kitten@aussie.zone 8 points 5 months ago

pouch of penises

sack of schlongs

container of cocks

[-] Catfish@aussie.zone 6 points 5 months ago

Package of pizzles

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[-] TinyBreak@aussie.zone 12 points 5 months ago

passed my Azure exam! Also "Mama" is now "Mummy". I'm still "dada" but hes working on it. something like "dada-ey?" I also told him the other day "no chance" of me getting in the sprinkler with him. He goes "Chance!" so we ended up running around the house going "Chance!" "No Chance!" "Chance!" for a while.

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[-] Force_majeure123@aussie.zone 11 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

I regularly travel on busy tram routes with a number of tram options. One thing I've learned is that 90% of people will always board the first tram, even when there are clearly one or two more coming directly after it. This leads to an overcrowded first tram and blissfully empty second and third trams. I consider it an important life lesson. It's generally best to wait for the second or even third tram. Thank you for listening.
Happy Friday 😊

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[-] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 11 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Our daughter, our only child, cherished baby girl is out on a date. Don't worry, she's keeping us up to date. Plus I have life 360. I know exactly where she is.🥺

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[-] bacon@aussie.zone 10 points 5 months ago

On this blessed day behold a picture of uranus

[-] useless_modern_god@aussie.zone 7 points 5 months ago

Every time I see uranus my spirit is lifted

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[-] Alamutjones@aussie.zone 10 points 5 months ago

🎵 Work work work work work work

[-] mysticgreg@aussie.zone 10 points 5 months ago

Another fun-filled day.

spoiler


[-] Gibsonhasafluffybutt@aussie.zone 6 points 5 months ago

I hear you. I have a meeting at 9am where a client will be telling me off for 30 mins. Yay me.

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[-] Alamutjones@aussie.zone 9 points 5 months ago
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[-] Taleya@aussie.zone 9 points 5 months ago

just picked up 6kg of angus sausages from the local butcher for the weekend party.

There were crowds. Horrified stares. Three people decided to come back later. They just kept coming. Sausage on sausage on sausage.

[-] MeanElevator@aussie.zone 7 points 5 months ago

I read that as 'anus' sausages and had questions.

[-] Alamutjones@aussie.zone 9 points 5 months ago

That is one end of a sausage casing, yes

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[-] Gibsonhasafluffybutt@aussie.zone 9 points 5 months ago

Ok so still waiting on Toshiba, software company called and I'm calling back.

And I've emailed the 3rd place to get an answer.

The 3rd place is the one I really want, but I don't think I'm getting it.

[-] TinyBreak@aussie.zone 8 points 5 months ago

getting the f outta dodge should be the top priority. And whatever way that takes without having to whore yourself out or sell bags sounds a shit load better than when you are now tbh.

[-] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 9 points 5 months ago
[-] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 8 points 5 months ago

I'm so thankful for the cooler conditions for the next week. I've got shit to do and it helps immensely.

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[-] Bottom_racer@aussie.zone 8 points 5 months ago

Back in Melbs.

No rando convos :(

I miss them already.

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[-] TinyBreak@aussie.zone 8 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Still no joy convincing the mrs on the camper trailer/poptop/campervan/whatever you want to call it. She wants to think about it more. her primary concern is we wont use it enough, but its real hard to convince her shes wrong when the campervan would make it all so much easier to actually do it more frequently. chicken and egg. We dont do it often cause its hard so we dont wanna spend money to make it easier.

Found a couple worth checking out. But the flipside is I found tons of places I want to go assuming we get one.

[-] Alamutjones@aussie.zone 8 points 5 months ago

I’m off to the fish and chip shop.

Would anyone like a dimmy? Potato cake? Eldritch tentacled god in batter?

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[-] useless_modern_god@aussie.zone 7 points 5 months ago

Our Caffeine , who art heavenly , hallowed be thy name; thy kingdom come; thy will be done; on earth as it is in heaven. Give us this day our daily coffee. And forgive us our trespasses, as we forgive those who trespass against us. Lead us into temptation; and deliver us a triple shot cappuccino.

☕️

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[-] LowExperience2368@aussie.zone 7 points 5 months ago

Four hours until the next Severance episode drops!

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[-] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 7 points 5 months ago

I'm getting slaughtered at gin rummy today. Please send good luck wishes.

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[-] TheWitchofThornbury@aussie.zone 7 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Stuff cooking. I hear some fish & chips calling my name.

I small fisherman's basket later ... damn it just hits the spot tonight.

[-] Duenan@aussie.zone 7 points 5 months ago

Blah. Set myself up in a room and someone’s taken my spot and I’ve had to move again to have some time and coffee to myself.

Not ideal start.

[-] imoldgreeeg@aussie.zone 7 points 5 months ago

On my second coffee but all I have succeeded in doing is adding a heightened layer of anxiety over the overwhelm. I have so much to do I can't find a place to start 😭😔

But haircut after work. New colour I think...dunno what yet...

[-] tone212_@aussie.zone 7 points 5 months ago

I’m feeling for the people who went Laneway, they would be getting soaked right now.

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[-] just_kitten@aussie.zone 6 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Alright, I'm home. I'm going to stretch out the anticipation and murder the tower of dishes, vacuum, and shower before I lose several hours to the show of the season. I suppose this is not dissimilar to the concept of "edging"

E: I have watched it. I suppose, in line with the theme above...

Severence s2e5 mild spoiler

... I feel a bit blue-balled. Way to end it there again!!

I freaking clapped and cheered when that elevator first opened though. THAT'S OUR GIRL

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