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I'll die trying to rekindle my relationship. So either sexed to death or an unsuccessful attempt at rekindling.
I think you're going to rekindle the house as well as the relationship.
I die changing a CV axle.
How did they know I own a Subaru?
Uh oh.
https://www.wikihow.com/Use-the-Poke-Radar
Looks like I die playing an old Pokémon game. Nostalgia must hit.
Apparently "Doing One-Armed Pushups like a Pro"
So, focused physical exertion.
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It's OP hitting on me 😳
I die talking to a manipulative person. This seems doable!
Creating the right character in Skyrim ... given my history of creating immaculate Fallout characters, this seems plausible.
https://www.wikihow.com/Deal-with-the-Pain-from-a-Scratched-Cornea
How to deal with the pain from a scratched cornea.
About right
Just wait until bots learn how to write agit-prop. We won't be able to keep up with it.
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Comforting a dying cat :(
How to wash a chest binder.
...I'm not afab???
I got "How To Start Using Dropbox"
Too late, I win!
https://www.wikihow.com/Become-a-Shein-Ambassador
Surely, I just get so hopped up on my own farts from being an influencer, I start living the 'high life' and piss someone off to the point where they'll send a hit on me where they succeed and my public downward spiral ends up on CoffeehouseCrime YT as a case.
Walking a Guinea pig… they must be absolutely ferocious little things…
https://www.wikihow.com/Transfer-Money-from-Wisely-Card-to-Bank-Account
I get domed by some credit company for trying to leave their no name service
I die building a pigeon coop.
how to: make hot chocolate with powdered cocoa.
"How to Detect Canine Hip Dysplasia"
Am I going to get sacked by a dog?
"Died unblocking my sacral Chakra."
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