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Welp..
Getting punched in the throat while trying to wall thump somebody is peak physical comedy.
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"Thinking before you speak" is an important skill to master for all kinds of situations. It can improve your relationships with other people and enable you to express yourself in a more effective way. Start by using the THINK acronym to decide if what you have to say is True, Helpful, Inspiring, Necessary, or Kind. Then,
Should maybe have yelled "Don't Remove The Pole! The building will collapse!" But instead I was using the T.H.I.N.K acronym.
:(
Apparently "Doing One-Armed Pushups like a Pro"
So, focused physical exertion.
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Wearing high heels while being tall.....
Walking a Guinea pig… they must be absolutely ferocious little things…
Celebrating Onam apparently. I didn't know that existed even, but it seems so fun it's deadly.
https://www.wikihow.com/Use-the-Poke-Radar
Looks like I die playing an old Pokémon game. Nostalgia must hit.
I'm checking a microwave for leaks, how did the C4 even get in here?
Comforting a dying cat :(
How would I die by this?
"How to Convince Your Parents to Let You Have a YouTube Account"
They say no. When you continue to insist on getting an account, your dad loses his patience and starts beating you with jumper cables.
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Died unblocking my sacral Chakra."
I die in a freak hawk training accident.
I die cleaning a bicycle chain.
"How to put a collar on a cat" yeah that tracks honestly
Who knew that dying my brown hair blonde without using bleach could be so dangerous?
how to: make hot chocolate with powdered cocoa.
While searching for a Cherry Grove Blossom Biome in Minecraft?! How do they know that?! (⊙_☉)
How to Cure Fungus on Aquarium Fish
Am I going to be patient zero for an IRL Last of Us?
Here, don't stop! It's endless scroll meets wiki: https://wikitok.vercel.app/
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It's the Rabbit of Caerbannog!
Maybe the bunny has nasty, big, pointy teeth. I'll fetch the holy grand grenade of Antioch!
So does the plant kill me or is there an aloe vera crime syndicate I got on the wrong side of?
Removing mold stains from wood flooring.
Phew, good thing I don't own a car and haven't driven for 13 years... Wait maybe this is the year 👀
I guess from shrinking stomach
UPDATE REQUIRED PLEASE UPDATE ON GOOGLE PLAY STORE. So I guess I die from updates.
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