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[-] LordAmplifier@pawb.social 69 points 2 months ago

Yes, a sex swing! Definitely not for suspension bondage, I don't even know what that is, haha. ...unless? 🥺

[-] AlataOrange 47 points 2 months ago

I definitely don't want to tie up a cute little sub from my ceiling and take advantage of them when they are totally helpless ....

[-] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 38 points 2 months ago

Why's the sub always gotta be little and cute? #NormalizeBigSubLove

[-] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 24 points 2 months ago

Big and ugly sub. Medium sized regular looking sub. All of them

[-] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 22 points 2 months ago

love me a big sloppy ugly sub for lunch

[-] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 12 points 2 months ago

I feel seen. The introvert part of me is horrified, but the big, sloppy sub part is excited to be suspended from a fake smoke detector...

[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

I love talking shop with my fellow silent service enthusiasts!

[-] LordAmplifier@pawb.social 3 points 2 months ago

Mmh, I wanna step on those subs and explore their insides so badly

[-] ookiiBoy 1 points 2 months ago

... Footlong sub. BLT subs. Goddamn, I'm hungry now.

[-] KairuByte@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 months ago

This may be reductionist, but all subs are cute and little in my eyes.

[-] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 2 points 2 months ago

Reductionist? Maybe? But it made me feel all warm and tingly, so thanks lol

[-] Frothing@pawb.social 15 points 2 months ago
[-] AlataOrange 9 points 2 months ago

Feel free to DM me 😘

[-] Croquette@sh.itjust.works 29 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Sex swing is easier to say than suspension bondage.

In the end, as long as it is properly secured to a beam, you can hang a few pals from it and it will work.

[-] LordAmplifier@pawb.social 4 points 2 months ago

It is indeed amazing how versatile a simple hook can be. Unrelated, but you don't happen to be looking for more pals?

[-] Croquette@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 months ago

I don't even have a hook. But I've seen videos

[-] FQQD@lemmy.ohaa.xyz 62 points 2 months ago
[-] Gormadt 35 points 2 months ago

You see you just have this special smoke detector and an actual detector in the same room, no one's gonna notice.

[-] princessnorah 26 points 2 months ago

The amount of places I've lived with old, busted, hard-wired smoke alarms replaced with newer battery operated ones.

[-] nightofmichelinstars@sopuli.xyz 5 points 2 months ago

Did you check them for hard points underneath?

[-] princessnorah 3 points 2 months ago

Huh? I've never done what is shown in the OP, was just pointing out that redundant, old smoke detectors are pretty common. Therefore, it won't arouse suspicion if you have two in a room.

[-] mipadaitu@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

I think the fingerprints and smudges are going to be more telling than a second detector.

[-] Ascend910@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 months ago
[-] FQQD@lemmy.ohaa.xyz 2 points 2 months ago

hello there

[-] Pulptastic@midwest.social 23 points 2 months ago

Why do you have four smoke detectors in your bedroom?

[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago

"It gets really hot in here"

[-] spooky2092 18 points 2 months ago

Lol "hiding"

I just have multiple ceiling hard points in rooms on all 3 floors of my house.

[-] Lootboblin@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago
[-] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 5 points 2 months ago

Some sex swings do offer boxing bag experience!

[-] orsetto@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 2 months ago

can someone repost this in about 10 hours? i might have to make a joke

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