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Tyranny of choice (i.imgur.com)
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[-] match@pawb.social 7 points 1 day ago

uncomfy mug is not even in the same tier as these, it is merely okay

[-] expatriado@lemmy.world 71 points 2 days ago

thick fork.

i don't drink champagne, i can ignore the engagement mugs since i can serve my coffee in the still useful uncomfortable mug

[-] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 28 points 2 days ago

the champagne glasses would be a great addition to my eye wash station

[-] CaptainBlagbird@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

Yeah, great for filling with bleach.

[-] expatriado@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

I'd rather look at pictures of puppies

[-] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 days ago

Yeah the rest of them can function but the ffffoooorrrrkkkk is straight up unusable

[-] DankOfAmerica@reddthat.com 2 points 1 day ago

Could use it to mash potatoes

[-] CubitOom@infosec.pub 5 points 2 days ago

If get rid of the fork too.

Could probably file down and reglaze the handles on the engagement mugs. The uncomfortable mug could be used to hold toothbrushes or something and the champagne glasses can be candle holders.

[-] Shortstack@reddthat.com 4 points 2 days ago

I would do all the same choices except ignore uncomfortable mug, and carefully break one handle and use the other engagement mug with it’s handle intact

[-] BrokenGlepnir@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

Get rid of?

[-] Lasherz12@lemmy.world 19 points 2 days ago

Engagement mugs have gotta be the worst.

[-] JackFrostNCola@lemmy.world 16 points 2 days ago

At first i considered the fork as the others can all be used if you only fill the one vessel you want to drink from and the fork isnt useful for anything, however something was nagging at me and i realise i would get rid of the person who wrote the meme, "which one you choosing".

[-] RedditWanderer@lemmy.world 29 points 2 days ago

Obviously the mugs. I can fill only one of those champaign glasses and still have a functional glass. A mug hanging on the handle of another, no matter which is filled, is arguably the least convenient item here

Just cut one of the handles and separate the mugs.

[-] RedditWanderer@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago

That works. I assumed in this challenge we cannot alter the inconvenience out. I could fix all those items in theory.

[-] aufbau161 3 points 1 day ago

i was gonna say the knife-fork because all of the others might be usable if one only filled one container but i expect the champaign ~~glasses glas glasses~~ glas would tipp over if only ~~one off them half off them~~ only one off the glass containers would be filled so that means that the cursed glass ware needs to go

[-] Venator@lemmy.nz 1 points 7 hours ago

Also for the engagement mugs: just break the handle off one of them 😜

The thick fork could be used as a hammer or meat tenderiser or paper weight πŸ˜‚

[-] psmgx@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago

Engagement mugs have to go.

I can make the others work, mostly

[-] Deestan@lemmy.world 12 points 2 days ago

Fuck the fork

Engagement mugs can be fixed with a hammer, uncomfortable mug is functional, champagne glass can be used to put flowers in.

[-] ramsgrl909@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago

I just can't imagine being able to eat anything with that fork, would rather use my fingers

[-] neidu3@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Fork must go. I have four kids, and they'll eventually "take care of" the others even if not instructed to do so.

[-] SirBucksworth@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago

Tbh I want all of them in my life

[-] Gladaed@feddit.org 6 points 2 days ago

There is a strictly correct answer. The mugs. Please note that they cannot exist due to issues with glaze application.

[-] CubitOom@infosec.pub 11 points 2 days ago

Anything is possible if you believe.

You could underglaze or varnish them when leather-hard and then interlock the handles before mounting to the mug.

You could also probably just use regular glazes and clear coat by applying with a paintbrush and patience rather than dipping them in the glaze.

[-] JayDee@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

Engagement mugs.

The others are awkward, but the engagement mugs actively fuck everything up worse by adding another human into the equation.

Even without the other human, you have a mug dangling off yours, getting in the way.

And even if you break one of the mugs off, you still are left with a mug with an awkward handle.

[-] pseudo@jlai.lu 4 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Thick fork. I keep every single of the glasses or cup either as candle holder or plant pot.

[-] CaptainBlagbird@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago
[-] xorollo@leminal.space 2 points 2 days ago

Shouldnt this be loss

[-] marcos@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

Do those glasses communicate?

[-] expatriado@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago

at resonance frequency

[-] someguy3@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

You can still use the mugs and glasses (nothing says they both have to be full), so get rid of the unusable fork.

[-] nomoredrama@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

I'd keep them all. Either sell them, or throw them in the trash. Either way, I wouldn't use any of them.

[-] Venator@lemmy.nz 1 points 7 hours ago

Selling and throwing in the trash is just a more specific way of saying "get rid of".

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