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submitted 2 years ago by Philo@lemm.ee to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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[-] Nemo@midwest.social 64 points 2 years ago

If they don't resist, it's a kid napping.

[-] mypasswordis1234@lemmy.world 20 points 2 years ago

Then you should kidnap

[-] elbarto777@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

Kidnaps happen lot. If you don't believe me, lock it up.

[-] WndyLady@lemm.ee 19 points 2 years ago

Yeah, but if they help themselves to a nap, it's aiding a bedding.

[-] bibliotectress@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Oh that's good.

[-] fluxion@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago

The level of dadness in this joke is off the charts

[-] MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 years ago

Refusing to nap? Straight to jail.

this post was submitted on 22 Aug 2023

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