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[-] kindenough@kbin.earth 69 points 1 month ago

In my mailbox...My arrest warrant from the Dutch police.

[-] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 24 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Ok, this is definitely the winning comment. I'm crossing my fingers for you bro

[-] AdamEatsAss@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago

Eating a meal, a Succulent Chinese Meal

[-] i_am_hiding@aussie.zone 12 points 1 month ago

Get your hands off my penis!

[-] kindenough@kbin.earth 9 points 1 month ago

Ah so you send me that .pdf, tuff luck

[-] mukt@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 month ago

For burning kuran ?

[-] ruk_n_rul@monyet.cc 31 points 1 month ago
[-] Corno@lemm.ee 27 points 1 month ago

I find this segment to be particularly insightful:

[-] HereIAm@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

That's the one I was gonna post! I think the text file containing ASCII 0s and 1s for an image of the Mona Lisa comes second.

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[-] nokturne213@sopuli.xyz 23 points 1 month ago

The technical plans for the Death Star.

[-] nebm51@drlemmy.net 8 points 1 month ago

Are there any vulnerabilities? Asking for a friend

[-] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)
[-] nokturne213@sopuli.xyz 1 points 5 days ago

I cannot find the actual file I was talking about, but I did find my WEG Death Star Technical Manual. I am still trying to find the laptop that has the technical readouts of the Death Star.

[-] thelsim@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 month ago

A copy of Man after Man:

This is such a weird book. It has leech people, underwater people, blind psychic baby people, meat mountain people, etc.

I’ll need more details on this

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[-] Hellstormy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 1 month ago

"Countries where suicide is outlawed.pdf"

[-] brygphilomena@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

What the fuck, Bahamas? Life imprisonment?

[-] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 4 weeks ago

Well, if they went for the death penalty it'd be obviously ironic.

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[-] kate@lemmy.uhhoh.com 3 points 1 month ago

Usually it’s a placeholder punishment so that the police can break in and stop you committing a crime

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[-] CurlyWurlies4All@slrpnk.net 13 points 1 month ago

This feels pretty niche...

[-] Nemo@slrpnk.net 12 points 1 month ago

I have the working draft of this year's List of Items for the Official University of Chicago Official Scavenger Hunt, the world's largest -and probably weirdest- annual scavenger hunt.

[-] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 month ago

That sounds fun!

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[-] 2ugly2live@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago
[-] b3an@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago

The Death report for Kurt Cobain. Mostly from morbid curiosity and a love for Nirvana. I don’t do that for everyone or anything like that. That’s the weirdest one. 😅

[-] daggermoon@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

Let's see, The CIA's Simple Sabotage Field Manual, some paper on MKultra, some paper about The Hum, Some scientific paper on the longevity of recordable optical media, and a paper about crows.

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[-] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 month ago

Depends on your weird.

I write, so there's a ton of stuff on decomposition, forensics, and related subject matter that are weird by some standards.

I've got stuff on niche mythology too, for the same reason. Along with that is stuff on modern paganism, syncretic religions, and related subjects. Again, weird by some standards.

But I tend to think the morbid stuff is what would catch most people by surprise.

[-] skulblaka@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago

Nice.

I came in here to post about having a copy of Titus Burkhardt's Alchemy tome and DKMU Assault On Reality but I think yours might take the cake instead, as well as possibly including both of those texts.

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[-] Godort@lemm.ee 7 points 1 month ago

I just cleaned up my downloads so I no longer have it, but a couple weeks ago it was a copy of Maid: The Role-Playing Game

[-] telemaphone@beehaw.org 7 points 1 month ago

My mom's death certificate. That's weird.

[-] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 month ago

RIP. This is up there with the arrest warrant

[-] beercupcake@sopuli.xyz 6 points 1 month ago

Pdf version of doom from hackernews not so long ago.

[-] GuyDudeman@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago
[-] brygphilomena@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Should add the poor man's James bond. The anarchist cookbook. The army survival manual. There is an old army improvised munitions manual.

There are lots of fun reads that should probably be held onto.

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[-] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Mine is this report by the central bank where they tested the insurance sector at-large for resillience to financial shocks. ^(Although after reading some books by nassim nicholas taleb, I realize that testing using the worst imaginable shocks isn't sufficient as black swan events are by their nature unpredictable)

[-] vitrola06@lemmy.eco.br 4 points 1 month ago

A mock dictionary of Portuguese gay slang and vocabulary. It's pretty fun.

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[-] Deconceptualist@lemm.ee 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)
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[-] pushECX@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

The Airplane Flying Handbook, I guess.

[-] NauticalNoodle@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 month ago

I think if i dig through my records I can find a federal subpoena from 2016. A LEO had to formally come to my door to confirm I received it but the prosecutor sent it to me via email.

[-] DirigibleProtein@aussie.zone 3 points 1 month ago

Guidelines for a Space Propulsion Device Based on Heim’s Quantum Theory

I thought it sounded interesting, but the mathematics was beyond me.

[-] ace_garp@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

The Bible 2.0

An older text, reinterpreted by Meaty McMeat.

[-] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

Hmm, it probably depends what you think is weird, but I have one in their on the feasibility of extracting ammonia from biomass. There's also one on early steam turbines by a fellow named Geoff Horseman, which is a fun name.

Edit: Oh, I also have a professional critique of my dating profile photos. That's weird in a different way, since I actually got that done, and it unexpectedly came as a PDF.

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[-] tetris11@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

(1984) Reflections of Trusting Trust by Ken Thompson

It's a really short PDF and it's not as technical as it seems, but gives a good lesson on how programs evolve, and what exactly trust means in the software world

[-] Arghblarg@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 month ago

Hercolobus Or Red Planet, by V. M. Rabolou... it's 'interesting'.

https://archive.org/details/en-hercolubus-or-red-planet

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[-] mrmacduggan@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 month ago

I've got the Pokemon Quartz pokedex. It's pretty cursed.

[-] gerryflap@feddit.nl 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Nothing too weird. Multiple manuals of objects that I own, probably the weirdest of which is a German manual for my Canon EOS 300 (I'm not German). And some machine learning papers, among which a paper from 1987, by Quinlan & Rivest, about decision trees (which is older than I am).

EDIT: Oh and another document older than me, a manual for the Minolta XG-9 that I'm lending from my dad.

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