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[-] 9488fcea02a9@sh.itjust.works 39 points 3 weeks ago

wow... i had to read that 3 times before i found the instrument....

english is my first language...

[-] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 9 points 3 weeks ago

Ditto

First read was a normal read. Second read, I thought the joke was that there wasn't an instrument. I had to come to the comments before I saw it lmao

[-] stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 3 weeks ago

english is my first language...

that's likely the reason. the more you're used to a language the less you notice mistakes

[-] rockerface@lemm.ee 34 points 3 weeks ago

This joke makes me want to commit violins

[-] Haaveilija@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

Do you feel violated?

[-] gofsckyourself@lemmy.world 13 points 3 weeks ago

I feel like it would work better if it wasn't the first or last word. Just fiddle around with different words, and viola!

[-] Dagnet@lemmy.world 11 points 3 weeks ago

I noticed right away, thanks to my ASD super power I guess

[-] x4740N@lemm.ee 3 points 3 weeks ago

I have autism and I didn't notice that

[-] Dagnet@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago

That's why its a spectrum, we are not all the same

[-] nickwitha_k@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

AuADHD reporting in. I got caught re-reading the first part for a while trying to figure out what neat thing about free-reed instruments was going on, before eventually reading to the end and realizing that its presence was the joke.

[-] Dagnet@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

More or less my experience!

[-] someacnt@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 weeks ago

Same, where are our powers

[-] SolidShake@lemmy.world 9 points 3 weeks ago
[-] Dagnet@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

Ever had sax on phone?

[-] Noel_Skum@sh.itjust.works 9 points 3 weeks ago

That’s a decent joke.

Can anyone trump it?

[-] tias@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 3 weeks ago

If only the people who voted were decent

[-] Pregnenolone@lemmy.world 9 points 3 weeks ago

Reading this on my shamisen from Tokyo to Kyoto

[-] Sabre363@sh.itjust.works 6 points 3 weeks ago

As one cursed with an illiterate fuckwit for a brain-hole, any word can be either a random musical instrument or summon a demon, like fun little Schrodinger surprises. Just kinda gotta roll with it after a while

[-] RandomVideos@programming.dev 6 points 3 weeks ago

When seeing this post and all the comments that continue the joke, the first thing i read is the musical instrument. I look at the text, see the replaced word and then go to the first word to actually read it

When reading the post, i also spent a bit rereading the first part, triangle to understand what it means until realizing its just a typo

[-] OneWomanCreamTeam@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 weeks ago

I don't think it can be that piano to trick people.

[-] Clent@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 3 weeks ago

This only works because accordion is close according, not because they sound alike which is what everyone is attempting in these comments.

This is similar to the phenomena that allows jumbled words to be read, it's about context clues not puns.

[-] stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 3 weeks ago

Adonriccg to rseracreh, 9 out of 10 ppleoe dno't srtulgge to raed sracblmed up wrods, as lnog as the fsrit and lsat leretts rmaein in the crrocet pacle.

[-] GeorgimusPrime@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

Not to talk of when you replace first names with random aquatic creatures

[-] BeatTakeshi@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

Bruce Springsteen aka the bass would agree

[-] callyral@pawb.social 4 points 3 weeks ago

I don't guitar you can clavichord any random word with an instrument.

[-] stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 3 weeks ago

guess I'm 1 out of 10

[-] ech@lemm.ee 3 points 3 weeks ago

Explicitly not "random", but admittedly funny.

[-] AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 2 points 3 weeks ago

I was loooking at it for like 2 minutes. How the hell do you mispell it that way. Then i thought it was autocorrect. Then i read the rest...

[-] CCF_100@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 weeks ago

I noticed it :p

[-] MissJinx@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

More like can't see without glasses and only look lemmy in my bed at night. I onlu see 30%

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