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[-] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 hour ago

College students are indentured servants.

[-] Pika@sh.itjust.works 8 points 3 hours ago

Rules that that are how you get residents breaking policy and bringing home appliances into the dorm and straining the circuit.

Just set a policy of watch the microwave, and enforce it. Making college students work around stupid policies is just going to cause more issues down the line lol

[-] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 hours ago

Exactly. Treat them like adults, which covers both the rules and consequences for breaking them.

[-] ornery_chemist@mander.xyz 20 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago)

Nah fam, people like that are the reason we had to evacuate the dorms every month or so in the middle of the night during the winter months.

That and idiots making toast. Not sure how people routinely fucked that up so badly.

[-] Schal330@lemmy.world 17 points 6 hours ago

First year in dorms, fire alarm goes off and I'd evacuate. By third year I'd just put a pillow over my head and just accept my fate whatever it may be.

[-] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 70 points 10 hours ago

Well it doesn't say "no meth", so you're in the clear, here.

[-] wise_pancake@lemmy.ca 23 points 9 hours ago

Fish it is!

[-] Gigliorananomicom@sh.itjust.works 12 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago)

That thing looks so old, I bet it has trouble heating water

[-] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 4 points 7 hours ago

Do microwaves Lose their omphf over time? I've had some old ones seem perfectly fine.

[-] jballs@sh.itjust.works 4 points 5 hours ago

Just had to look this up. Apparently they do. The the magnetron (the electrical element that converts electrical energy into microwave energy) will not maintain the same power levels over time.

[-] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 3 points 5 hours ago

Sounds desirable tbh. Other than boiling water, a lower energy cook is typically better for microwaving.

[-] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 2 points 7 hours ago

What in the consumerist logic

[-] Godnroc@lemmy.world 6 points 9 hours ago

Can't ban morons, needed to ban popcorn instead.

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