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[D:] i'm no watermelon, but i have something pink, sweet, and juicy that i know you'll like.
[D:] ... and it's seedless, for now.
[D:] but you can change that
😼
Oh look, another post about fucking. Maybe this community should be called lemmybonkpost since you’re all just horny motherfuckers.
That's the non asexual human condition alright
What is she semi-plausibly supposed to be actually referring to?
She's horny and on the pill, so no chance of getting pregnant... unless Bruce wants that.
I mean the description fits all the main 3 orifices...
Sauce!
…is what Clark will provide soon
I'm like, 78% sure that's Bruce.
Unless you are implying that Clark will be watching and listening from literally anywhere? In which case, ya defos
I guess it's Bruce & Diana (Batman & Wonder Woman).
Not sure what the actual image source is, though. Is it animated? A comic?
This is most likely from the DCAU, either Justice League or Justice League Unlimited. Bruce and Diana had a very short lived little courting thing going on or whatever you would call it. And Diana was a bit more forward with it while Bruce was his usual gruff self. They didn't actually get together though.
Edit: so animation
Edit 2: "courting". I took my monocle off and realised the word I was looking for was "flirting".
Ya. I assumed the D was for Diana, but that dialogue wasn't in the original cartoon right? It's been a while since I've watched it, but the cartoons of '90s and 'aughts were a pretty wild ride by current standards.
Ah yeah, I guess I should've mentioned that the dialogue is probably edited. They were generally pretty mature cartoons and certain League members were for sure fucking, but it wouldn't have ever been as blatant as this. This dialogue almost belongs in Harley Quinn.
And there's the reason why people can't tell that Clark is Superman.
This made me imagine the inside of a vagina looking like a watermelon... Ugh 🤢
OK, that made me laugh xD
Got it, 1st step get a duck
Imagine the texture
so where's the punchline
but where is the twist? the unexpected part?
:D
D:
Finally found another smirking cat emoji user 😼
Bro wtf is going on in commet section
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