Sounds like it may have been Gene Parmesan

"Operation Prom Night". We lost several that day.

We got to wear some glasses that supposedly gave you drunken/on drugs vision. Everybody liked that.

So apparently I'm not a real American. Never had this happen

I work for a funeral home. We do a mock car crash every other year before homecoming.

The fire department gets two messed up cars and sets them up like they crashed, gets some students to play different roles, one was a drunk driver, some are unconscious, one is dead, one gets taken by helicopter by careflight. It's fun to participate in. Our role is to pull the hearse up and take the "body" away. No funeral.

That "... or no" at the end got me good.

They did it at my school

This basically happened inThe Simpsons.