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[-] random_character_a@lemmy.world 27 points 1 day ago

Sticking your dick in crazy will make your life interesting.

[-] Sergio@slrpnk.net 63 points 2 days ago

But the rest of your life after that is a nightmare.

[-] MissJinx@lemmy.world 47 points 2 days ago

only if your date know.where you live. Otherwise just block their ass.

That's why you never tell people where you live until you go camping with them, or watch them build furniture with instructions

If you're good at stalking then all you really need is a full name and a rough age range to get the rest.

[-] phorq@lemmy.ml 67 points 2 days ago

Then you realize that's your bathroom and you never had a tinder date...

[-] Rooskie91@discuss.online 15 points 2 days ago

Try telling that to my other personality (⁠ ͡⁠°⁠ ͜⁠ʖ⁠ ͡⁠°⁠)

[-] NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world 30 points 2 days ago

Bonus, you don't have to go to work tomorrow

Or ever again.

You're never leaving.

[-] 299792458ms@lemmy.zip 13 points 2 days ago

They will never leave you alone. Don't use your real identity, phone number etc...

[-] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago

There’s lots of different neurodivergence and not all of them are scary crazy

[-] Holyginz@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago

This is true, however, if their bathroom looks like that and they act like that's a completely normal way for a bathroom to look, you should probably be cautious at the very minimum.

[-] faktotum@leminal.space 3 points 1 day ago

That seems a little presumptuous.

[-] AstridWipenaugh@lemmy.world 3 points 19 hours ago

Exactly. Don't judge a person by the blood writing on the walls!

[-] BartyDeCanter@lemmy.sdf.org 11 points 2 days ago

Looking at my dating history… yeah, that tracks.

[-] d00phy@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago

I guess there can be at least one upside to sticking your dick in crazy. Or, I guess, letting crazy stick its dick in you.

this post was submitted on 21 Jan 2025
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