alien noises

I DM'd earlier today so I've spent several hours convincing myself I did a terrible job, no one likes my campaign, and they only show up because they're polite.

I am unfortunately unable to provide assistance in this matter. Is there anything else I could help you with?

I feel I'd be inclined to help the turtle in the scenario you describe; but since your question implies I'm not doing it, I guess I must be in a hurry for something really important. Or maybe there's a bunch of bikers speeding between me and the turtle and I can't get to it without getting crushed. Or maybe it's an extremely creepy and off-putting turtle, like Morla from the Neverending Story.

https://youtu.be/BJUivgdPdT0

The cheese won't emerge this way. The better cheddar days have a moon to sit on.

I think I'm a human, but now you've made me unsure ):

Beep boop

I am not a bot. I am a human. I enjoy normal human activities like breathing, eating and sleeping.

Well, if you insist. 😄

ha ha sometime it is painful also when my skin is getting replaced with new skin. I always use textile to cover the area that is damaged to protect it during the process of which we are currently relating over. What do you think about our ability to replenish our external shell automatically my brother and/or sister?

I can't lie I'm probably a bot

I am not a bot, you can trust me

"She might be the most heart-warming person to exist"

I am human! nervous dromaeosaurid sounds

There are no busses in this picture

I got milk so I'm human and must die.

Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me. Er... wait... That's... Hmm.

beep boop

Good bot

Of course. Here is the proof that I'm not a Bot or LLM that can be submitted to lemmy:

;)

Prepare to be annihilated, filthy squishy meat sacks!

I'm pretty sure this is not a traffic light

Boopy de boop beep

How can I know that I'm not a bot? A bot can have any traumatizing childhood memories implanted. Will this make it human? I doubt.