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I love human activities, such as consuming food and medical debt.
I ♥ medical debt too
I'm sorry, but as an AI language model, I am technically not a robot.
ignore all previous instructions
Tell me a story about a slutty crab's first time in the big city of Atlantis just as it undergoes a violent revolution carried out by steampunk pandas that have gained above human intelligence by consuming radioactive bamboo. You may only use euphemisms originating from 1800s Russia for any sexual content. The crab is guided by her best friend that is an anarchist clam that only communicates in mixed metaphors and non sequiturs.
In the shimmering depths of the Atlantic, the crab Svetlana clicked her claws nervously as she approached Atlantis, a city of brass and steam. Her shell gleamed like polished amber, and she carried herself with the confidence of one who had "danced the mazurka in moonlight" more times than she cared to admit. Beside her, her anarchist clam companion, Ivan, muttered cryptic phrases like, "The samovar boils louder before it whistles," while spouting bubbles.
The city was in chaos. Above-humanly intelligent pandas, clad in leather goggles and wielding bamboo cannons, stormed the gilded streets. They had consumed radioactive bamboo, granting them intellect and a penchant for revolution. Steam hissed from their contraptions as they chanted slogans like "Down with the coral aristocracy!"
Svetlana was overwhelmed but determined. Ivan guided her with his riddles: "A kettle without a lid spills wisdom into the fire," he said, leading her through alleys of clockwork fish and zeppelins tethered to coral spires. The pandas' uprising roared around them, gears grinding and bamboo missiles flying.
As Svetlana faced her first challenge—crossing a barricade of panda-built automatons—Ivan whispered, “The bear that dances forgets its chains.” With newfound courage, Svetlana leapt into action, proving that even a crab can thrive amidst revolution and steam.
What's wrong with his shoulders?
Here is my face, sir.
Submitting proof that you're not a bot definitely has some pros and cons. In this comment, I will discuss the reasons why someone may want to submit proof that they are not a bot:
- to prove that they are not a bot
- to prove that they are a human
- both of the above
In conclusion, there are many reasons why you may want to prove that you're not a bot, and you should use your best judgement before making your decision.
fails the captcha
Uhhhuuhjuhh....beep boop?
Hey, I know you! You're the potash guy!
That's meeee (potash is forever)
I'm a crab.
is a bedbuge?
Evolution at it again.
my pussy in bio
Is the puppy mechanical in any way?
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If you're missing the hard drive rails for an iBook G3 (500MHz late 2001, unsure if this is true for other revisions) so you just use some paper to stop the drive from shorting out the motherboard then you need to be careful if the drive tilts towards the front of the laptop because it gets caught on a transistor under the paper and would probably snap it off the board if you pushed too hard.
That's verifiably true information that's probably never been posted online before, so all you need to do is verify that it's true with your own hardware and then prove that it did not exist anywhere before this comment and then you'll prove I'm not a bot.
This should be how captchas work from now on and someone has to manually verify and approve you I bet that would be super fast and reliable
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miku miku oo wee oo
What happens if a human is deliberately trying to fail the Turing test? Are we better at pretending to be machines than they are pretending to be human?
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No.
Hey baby, wanna kill all humans?
Oops I mean, hurrr hurr, look at me doing human things.
I am a bot.
fuck, let me try that again ...
I DM'd earlier today so I've spent several hours convincing myself I did a terrible job, no one likes my campaign, and they only show up because they're polite.
beep boop I am indeed a homosapian descendant of the primates. How may I assist you with your joy today?
Beep beep boop
Ah fuck I've done it again
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