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Berry club [Mr Lovenstein] (files.mastodon.social)

submitted 6 months ago by i_am_not_a_robot@feddit.uk to c/comicstrips@lemmy.world

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Source: https://mastodon.social/@MrLovenstein/113844297604610435

Secret panel: https://tapas.io/episode/220482

Alt text from replies: 4 panel comic.

First panel: A strawberry, a raspberry, and a blueberry are sitting on the floor. A tomato comes along and asks: "Can I join berry club?" – "Sorry, Tomato. Berries only", says Strawberry.

Second panel: Tomato holds up a sheet of paper. "Well this article says I am a berry and you're not." Angrily, Strawberry says "No way! 'Berry' is right in my name!"

Third panel: Close-up on Strawberry and Raspberry. "What?! I'm an 'accessory' fruit? What the hell is that?!", says Strawberry in disbelief, looking at the paper. "I'm not a Berry either?!!" exclaims Raspberry, sweating.

Fourth panel. "These are strange times for berry club. Strange times." says Blueberry. Tomato, a watermelon, and a banana are sitting next to it. Strawberry is sitting way in the background, looking sad.

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[-] rumschlumpel@feddit.org 58 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

The pitfalls of mixing culinary categories and scientific (botanical) categories. We have to ask ourselves the hard questions: If you were an anthropomorphic fruit, would you refer to yourself with culinary or scientific categories?

[-] esc27@lemmy.world 33 points 6 months ago

I never thought of using tomatos as a way to explore the themes of gender and sexual identity, but there might be something there...

[-] ZoopZeZoop@lemmy.world 11 points 6 months ago

You mean, it might be fruitful..? 😅

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 6 months ago

I'd refer to myself with scientific categories. I'd refer to me so hard.

[-] Klear@sh.itjust.works 3 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

You are a fish! Fuck paraphyletic groups!

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 6 months ago

There's no such thing as a fish.

[-] JustAnotherKay@lemmy.world 1 points 6 months ago

What is this gif from?

[-] prowe45@lemm.ee 14 points 6 months ago

I think whether I was a fruit or not, I wouldn't want to operate with the assumption that I'm going to be eaten, so scientific categories all the way. As a human, I like to think of myself as a mammal/ape/homo sapien/whatever instead of wondering which parts of me are white meat vs dark meat.

[-] rocketpoweredredneck@sh.itjust.works 4 points 6 months ago

I've wondered quite a bit about my dark meat vs light meat. I've also wondered how well marbled I am. I think I'd be delicious.

[-] someguy3@lemmy.world 35 points 6 months ago

Knowledge is knowing tomato is a fruit.

Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

[-] TheFogan@programming.dev 22 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Stregnth is being able to crush a tomato

Dexterity is being able to accurately throw a tomato.

Constitution is being able to eat a rotten tomato without getting sick

Intelligence is knowing a tomato is a fruit.

Wisdom is knowing not to put one in a fruit salad.

Charisma is being able to sell a tomato based fruit salad.

Person: Wouldn't a tomato based fruit salad be salsa

Person2: Hey I found the bard!

[-] racketlauncher831@lemmy.ml 3 points 6 months ago

I would say intelligence is the ability to absorb the information that tomato is fruit.

[-] TheFogan@programming.dev 0 points 6 months ago

Well these are D&D based stats... generally speaking, doesn't quite fit the rules of reality. IE int would give a bonus to knowledge nature, in addition to increasing skill points allowing you to put points into it. (or in 5e inteligence (nature)), either way in pretty much all iterations the skills tend to be leveled by going out and adventuring. (A DM might grant a circumstance bonus if your character had specifically done some kind of teaching related to the subject, but the rules as written effectively having high int gives a bonus on the chance of knowing something, even if the character hasn't seen a plant or a classroom in years.

[-] argh_another_username@lemmy.ca 15 points 6 months ago

Oh, man! Yesterday my daughter asked to confirm that avocados are, in fact, berries. And they are!

[-] FreshLight@sh.itjust.works 11 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Here's the bonus panel

[-] Syd@lemm.ee 1 points 6 months ago

But they're classified by the FDA as tree nuts.

[-] MadBob@feddit.nl 9 points 6 months ago

Ah, the stoic blueberry.

[-] TheBat@lemmy.world 7 points 6 months ago

Chillis are berries too.

[-] ZoopZeZoop@lemmy.world 5 points 6 months ago

That would make an interesting Cap'n Crunch Oops All Berries!

[-] i_am_not_a_robot@feddit.uk 3 points 6 months ago

Mind blown.

[-] tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 4 points 6 months ago

You forgot tomato's line from panel two in the alt text.

[-] Jackhammer_Joe@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Is there a comprehensive list that shows most common berries, fruits etc. categorized? Especially the "I wouldn't have guessed that" ones, like the ones in the comic. I could use that for a Pubquiz

[-] BigBrainBrett2517@lemmy.world 0 points 6 months ago

I'm sure Wikipedia has your back.

[-] Klear@sh.itjust.works 3 points 6 months ago

This is nuts!

[-] frightful_hobgoblin@lemmy.ml 2 points 6 months ago

Coffee is a berry

this post was submitted on 18 Jan 2025

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