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Like what do I even do at this point. Its a free app and these reviews hurt app store performance,

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[-] ptz@dubvee.org 230 points 4 days ago

Standard reply:

Dear sir or madam:

Some crackpot has written me an abusive message, and it seems they used your account to send it. I'm replying to you as a courtesy in case you wish to take action against this lunatic.

[-] logicbomb@lemmy.world 134 points 4 days ago

I'm guessing you're basing it off of this official legal correspondence, which I am including below for people who haven't seen it:

Dear Mr. Cox:

Attached is a letter that we received on November 19, 1974. I feel that you should be aware that some asshole is signing your name to stupid letters.

Very truly yours,

CLEVELAND STADIUM CORP.

James N. Bailey, General Counsel

cc: Arthur B. Modell

[-] ptz@dubvee.org 50 points 4 days ago

Not that, specifically, though it might be indirectly?

I'm basing it off of one of Gyles Brandreth's yarns where he described how he dealt with abusive constituents when he was a MP.

Dear sir or madam:

Some crackpot has written me an abusive letter, and they've signed your name at the bottom. [...]

Whether he came up with that or adapted it from something prior, I don't know.

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[-] Psythik@lemmy.world 19 points 3 days ago

You were way too kind and accommodating towards that piece of shit.

[-] AprilShowers 5 points 3 days ago

probably the kind of person to scream "woke DEI" everytime they see someone who isn't white working at burger king.

[-] SPRUNT@lemmy.world 111 points 4 days ago

"This oven is horrible! 0 stars! Everything my wife makes on it or in it tastes terrible, "

Sorry, yo. Ya can't fix stupid.

[-] overdevs@lemmy.world 12 points 3 days ago

Haha you made my day!

[-] cows_are_underrated@feddit.org 101 points 4 days ago

That was a very diplomatic response to some stupid asshole like this.

[-] alphabethunter@lemmy.world 32 points 3 days ago

Are you allowed to respond honestly?

If you made a response like:

"Dear reviewer,

When I wrote the code for this app, which displays content from reddit that I have no control over, I never envisioned some fuckwit moron would be so stupid that he or she would get mad at the App for just displaying what's on reddit.

In the future, I'll add a disclaimer that goes "Are you some anti-DEI piece of shit who thinks everything is Woke? Press the large red button icon below to only see the "based" subreddit." I hope this will help you understand how to use this App, you fucking idiot.

Sincerely, Developer"

would that get your kicked off the store?

[-] aeharding@vger.social 140 points 4 days ago

Like writing a product review and giving one star for shipping speed lol.

[-] TheFrirish@jlai.lu 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

on the French Amazon I once bought Argan oil and one of the 1 star reviews was "very disappointed, smells and feels like oil".

I kid you not.

[-] olympicyes@lemmy.world 18 points 4 days ago

I read somewhere that the best places to eat are Yelp 2 star places where the reviewer whines about service. It suggests the reviewer wanted to give a 1 star review because they were mad but had to concede that the food was good, hence 2 stars.

[-] AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 31 points 3 days ago

Ahh they stepped out of their echochamber because the app shows r/all if youre not subscribed to any subreddit. Also, sometimes im forced to use reddit, love your app.

[-] otp@sh.itjust.works 48 points 3 days ago

How does it work after the API butchering?

[-] moseschrute@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago

Yeah I’m curious too! What technical sorcery is OP doing for presumably free API access

Their themes were sexy as well. Infinite scrolling was off by default, I have to say if I weren't avoiding going back to reddit, it looks pretty great.

[-] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 107 points 4 days ago

That's like being mad at the bus because your chosen destination for the day sucked.

[-] madjo@feddit.nl 17 points 3 days ago

Oh boohooh did the poor wittle "conservative" encounter pushback on its silly wittle Fox-news-adled ideas?

[-] sik0fewl@lemmy.ca 38 points 3 days ago

Just challenge the review because it's not about the app? If you can't do that, then just let it go.

[-] TORFdot0@lemmy.world 60 points 4 days ago

If he think Reddit hates his conservative views, he’d explode if he came here

[-] DarkDarkHouse@lemmy.sdf.org 18 points 4 days ago

It would explode his head

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[-] sbv@sh.itjust.works 82 points 4 days ago

Can you report the review as not relevant?

[-] dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world 31 points 4 days ago

Probably. I have no experience with the Google Play Store end of things, but we've gotten non-reviews written by crackpots removed from our Google Business profile by just pointing out to Google that they were either off topic or from someone who we could not identify in any of our records as being a person who actually did business with us.

For example, there was one guy who went around copy-pasting the same one star rant to seemingly every retail business in the city whining about mask requirements during COVID, which didn't have jack monkey squat do to with us and was in fact a state government mandate that we did not control. As a public business we have to comply with the law. Google took that one down when we reported it, although I still see examples of the same screed from the same guy attached to other businesses who apparently didn't have the wherewithal to complain.

I imagine "app that serves third party content the author doesn't control and reviewer is complaining about the content not the app" is a situation that is very well understood at Google. Whether or not you can make them give a shit is a different question...

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[-] jaybone@lemmy.world 41 points 4 days ago

I thought reddit killed third party apps? Or are you paying the $10,000,000 per month or whatever it is?

[-] TORFdot0@lemmy.world 50 points 4 days ago

It just scrapes for data, you can’t log in, post, or comment so no need to use the API

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[-] cm0002@lemmy.world 56 points 4 days ago

Classic right-wing nut "You have to listen and like what I say or it's CeNSOrShIp"

[-] Bosht@lemmy.world 48 points 4 days ago

What a fucking idiot holy shit.

[-] codeddji@lemmy.world 29 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

hey man i use your app rdx. My only sane reason to browse reddit…..thank you for making it….i wish search suggestions were better ( eg . if specific subredit is not famous , it wont index and show under search suggestions real time as i am typing )

[-] overdevs@lemmy.world 16 points 3 days ago

In next update.

[-] secretlyaddictedtolinux@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

i'm so tired of lazy greedy developers implying i'm a moron with their radical leftist "code"

How dare you make a woke app. /s

[-] Letme@lemmy.world 27 points 4 days ago
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[-] FundMECFSResearch 8 points 3 days ago

I’m going to give you a five star review to balance it. (Swiss app store)

[-] b161 20 points 4 days ago

American “conservatives” are a scourge.

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[-] Zacryon@feddit.org 8 points 3 days ago

Your first error was to create a reddit app.
Your second error was to not create or contribute to a Lemmy app instead.

Hope that helped. :)

[-] Nougat@fedia.io 22 points 4 days ago

"Tell me you don't know how reddit works without saying you don't know how reddit works."

[-] exasperation@lemm.ee 25 points 4 days ago

I'm giving 1-star ratings to weather apps because it's too cold outside.

[-] OutlierBlue@lemmy.ca 17 points 4 days ago

You joke but meteorologists have received threats because they forecast bad weather on special events.

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[-] Ulrich@feddit.org 20 points 4 days ago

You can report these.

[-] watson387@sopuli.xyz 20 points 4 days ago

What a dipshit...

I use RDX still if my Internet searches come up with a reddit page (technical troubleshooting)

Excellent app

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