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Tell YHWH to stop messing with my food
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hexagrams are the bestagrams tbh
probably just got his pentagrams mixed up with his sexagrams (don’t google that by the way)
Upvote for the warning
sexagrams
Isn't that just OnlyFans?
I understand the pentagram request. That pizza has pineapple on it, which is an unholy abomination and a crime against humanity.
Incorrect! It is just a pizza that somebody enjoys. Hope that helps.
Well, I enjoy pineapple pizza very much but I also love dunking on it. 😬
I’m okay with being denigrated for liking pineapple (or mandarin oranges, goddamn 🤤) on my pizza. I think a world where the strongest opinions we had were all on pizza would be a better world.
Enjoying pineapple on pizza is in the same realm as enjoying jelly on a peanut butter sandwich or a twist of lemon in a martini.
Make your jokes if you must but know I'm scoffing at your unsophisticated potato palate. 😉
Eat your damn flavourless pizza and don’t worry about what I put on mine
In my country they never read those. I ordered my pizza cut into pentagrams around 10 times from various places and never got anything other than standard slices.
Just like how Amazon drivers don't read the special delivery instructions I wrote and insist on calling me anyway. 🤷♂️
As a member of the International Jewish Conspiracy, I demand this pizza worker be hunted down and shot for his complicity in exposing our nefarious plans.
And if he isn't, I am going to make a scathing Hollywood biopic.
Is that pizza kosher at least?
IIRC meat and dairy together isn't kosher, at least in Orthodox Judaism.
It's not kosher in any form of Judaism. Pork products aren't either.
Is this that pizzagate I've heard so much about?
Finally the Jews can have their own version of Jeezits!
Pizza Hut, not a big fan of ham or Ham?
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