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Tell YHWH to stop messing with my food (lemmy.world)
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[-] kittehx 74 points 7 months ago

hexagrams are the bestagrams tbh

[-] Sergio@slrpnk.net 54 points 7 months ago

That pizza looks good enough for Jehovah!

[-] lewdian69@lemmy.world 20 points 7 months ago

Beat me to it. Sorry, stoned me to it.

[-] affiliate@lemmy.world 26 points 7 months ago

probably just got his pentagrams mixed up with his sexagrams (don’t google that by the way)

[-] nightofmichelinstars@sopuli.xyz 6 points 7 months ago

Upvote for the warning

[-] Lemminary@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago

sexagrams

Isn't that just OnlyFans?

[-] partial_accumen@lemmy.world 24 points 7 months ago

I understand the pentagram request. That pizza has pineapple on it, which is an unholy abomination and a crime against humanity.

[-] Odelay42@lemmy.world 22 points 7 months ago

Incorrect! It is just a pizza that somebody enjoys. Hope that helps.

[-] Lemminary@lemmy.world 7 points 7 months ago

Well, I enjoy pineapple pizza very much but I also love dunking on it. 😬

[-] andros_rex@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago

I’m okay with being denigrated for liking pineapple (or mandarin oranges, goddamn 🤤) on my pizza. I think a world where the strongest opinions we had were all on pizza would be a better world.

[-] Odelay42@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago

Enjoying pineapple on pizza is in the same realm as enjoying jelly on a peanut butter sandwich or a twist of lemon in a martini.

Make your jokes if you must but know I'm scoffing at your unsophisticated potato palate. 😉

[-] But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago

Eat your damn flavourless pizza and don’t worry about what I put on mine

[-] hOrni@lemmy.world 22 points 7 months ago

In my country they never read those. I ordered my pizza cut into pentagrams around 10 times from various places and never got anything other than standard slices.

[-] Lemminary@lemmy.world 6 points 7 months ago

Just like how Amazon drivers don't read the special delivery instructions I wrote and insist on calling me anyway. 🤷‍♂️

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 9 points 7 months ago

As a member of the International Jewish Conspiracy, I demand this pizza worker be hunted down and shot for his complicity in exposing our nefarious plans.

And if he isn't, I am going to make a scathing Hollywood biopic.

[-] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 6 points 7 months ago

Is that pizza kosher at least?

[-] hungryphrog 3 points 7 months ago

IIRC meat and dairy together isn't kosher, at least in Orthodox Judaism.

[-] Threeme2189@sh.itjust.works 4 points 7 months ago

It's not kosher in any form of Judaism. Pork products aren't either.

[-] M1nds3nd@lemmy.ca 4 points 7 months ago

Is this that pizzagate I've heard so much about?

[-] riskable@programming.dev 3 points 7 months ago

Finally the Jews can have their own version of Jeezits!

[-] whotookkarl@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago

Pizza Hut, not a big fan of ham or Ham?

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