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[-] Venicon@lemmy.world 101 points 1 week ago
[-] not_that_guy05@lemmy.world 54 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I mean it takes more than one person to fuck an ostrich.

[-] TheFunkyMonk@lemmy.world 47 points 1 week ago

We’re hearing it was a sick ostrich.

[-] Carvex@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago

Maybe they tranqed the ostrich?

My research concludes that the only way the Ginger and Boots could have fucked an ostrich is if it was a dead ostrich.

[-] Chainweasel@lemmy.world 43 points 1 week ago

I heard it was a sick ostrich

[-] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 21 points 1 week ago

I heard it was a dead ostrich.

[-] billwashere@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

I just KNEW I would see this here. Thank you.

[-] Chainweasel@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Folks'll say that it takes two people to fuck an ostrich.

[-] swab148@lemm.ee 2 points 1 week ago
[-] billwashere@lemmy.world 36 points 1 week ago

It would take at least two guys to fuck an ostrich. Maybe 3. Unless it was a sick ostrich.

[-] deacon@lemmy.world 22 points 1 week ago
[-] RandomVideos@programming.dev 7 points 1 week ago

How do you think his was found out? If there was only one person, nobody would have known

[-] PixellatedDave@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago
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[-] jordanlund@lemmy.world 34 points 1 week ago

I don't believe he fucked an ostrich...

Based on that photo though... his DAD...

[-] NutWrench@lemmy.ml 27 points 1 week ago

The rumors that Zuckerberg smuggled several tons of heroin out of Afghanistan are completely untrue.

It was actually meth.

[-] slampisko@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

Hey now, stop fact checking, will you?

[-] Denjin@lemmings.world 22 points 1 week ago
[-] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Degens need to mind their scruples.

[-] MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 20 points 1 week ago

Good idea. Keep posting image damaging fake news about him until he maybe reconsiders removing fact checking. But wrong place, this is not Facebook.

[-] pH3ra@lemmy.ml 17 points 1 week ago

Facebook has officially become 4chan for boomers

[-] leanleft@lemmy.ml 15 points 1 week ago
[-] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago

As sure as God's got sandals.

[-] drunkpostdisaster@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago

Fuck, facebook I can see the changes. Facebook looks closer to 4chan now.

[-] Death_Equity@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago

Community note: It was an emu, but Mark is working hard to be able to sub an ostrich.

[-] GooberEar@lemmy.wtf 11 points 1 week ago

Truth is, we cannot be certain Mark Zuckerberg fucked an ostrich. The only thing we can be certain of is that his mother very clearly fucked an ostrich and/or was herself an ostrich.

[-] BlueLineBae@midwest.social 10 points 1 week ago

I prefer the one that calls him a pedo. But who knows? I heard he brushes his teeth using milk to rinse. Guess we'll never know?

[-] DesolateMood@lemm.ee 7 points 1 week ago

But I thought the joke was to say something that isn't true???

[-] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

......joke?

[-] troglodytis@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

Dude fucked a baby ostrich? Gross!

[-] TheGuyTM3@lemmy.ml 10 points 1 week ago

Hey! It's the guy who did the killing of Jerry Danson the CEO of Heartchair on april 12th !!!

[-] RagingRobot@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

I'd like to see more realistic miss information about him. This is obviously fake but when the other side does it it's more unclear

[-] notgold@aussie.zone 5 points 1 week ago

The truth is he didn't fuck an ostrich but asked his wife if she thought fucking an ostrich would be fun. This has all grown out of proportion

[-] jatone@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 week ago

Zuckerberg, trump's new butt boy, announces meta will stop fact checking.

[-] OsrsNeedsF2P@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 week ago

I mean..... Do people want Facebook to be the arbitrator of truth?

That's a very impressive feat, those things are monsters

[-] capt_wolf@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

There's no way he topped an ostrich...

If anything, the ostrich fucked him...

And it was ashamed afterward...

[-] Anegro_Montoya@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 week ago

Ostrich pedophile Mark Zuckerberg raped another ostrich! Was his head in the sand like last time?

[-] 0ops@lemm.ee 2 points 1 week ago

Crept up the cloaca smh

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