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Yaay (lemmy.world)

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[-] devilish666@lemmy.world 116 points 2 months ago

1000000330

[-] T00l_shed@lemmy.world 101 points 2 months ago

[-] nifty@lemmy.world 18 points 2 months ago

lol

[-] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 92 points 2 months ago

[-] InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 88 points 2 months ago

[-] carotte 88 points 2 months ago

low resolution drawing of a sad, distressed emoji looking at a computer screen

[-] hungryphrog 79 points 2 months ago

Not posting is free.

[-] Goldmage263@sh.itjust.works 15 points 2 months ago

I think I'm ready to find an eye bleach community now.

[-] ThisIsAManWhoKnowsHowToGling@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 2 months ago

!guineapigs@lemmy.world

[-] the_grass_trainer@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

We don't have one yet?? Or are there a bunch? Gonna go look now with whatever is left of my eyesight.

[-] medsal15 79 points 2 months ago

God twitter account posting "Yo what the fuck"

[-] Klear@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago

[-] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 78 points 2 months ago

[-] hungryphrog 3 points 2 months ago

Where can you make text like this?

[-] lars@lemmy.sdf.org 9 points 2 months ago

https://m.photofunia.com/categories/all_effects/retro-wave

[-] MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net 73 points 2 months ago

[-] unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 71 points 2 months ago

Thats a shitpost indeed

[-] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 68 points 2 months ago

[-] Lawnman23@lemmy.world 63 points 2 months ago

[-] other_cat@lemmy.world 63 points 2 months ago

[-] imPastaSyndrome@lemm.ee 46 points 2 months ago

Well, I hate you.

[-] cm0002@lemmy.world 45 points 2 months ago

!thanksihateit@sh.itjust.works

[-] Kalcifer@sh.itjust.works 41 points 2 months ago

What a day to have eyes.

[-] belastend@slrpnk.net 36 points 2 months ago

1000083092

[-] MissJinx@lemmy.world 35 points 2 months ago

Sometimes I wish the internetn was neves created

[-] ulterno@programming.dev 9 points 2 months ago

Did you mean, "interetn war neves created"?

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[-] assassinatedbyCIA@lemmy.world 32 points 2 months ago

How to forget previous 30 seconds

[-] Chef_Boyargee@lemmy.world 30 points 2 months ago

🤢

[-] marduk@lemmy.sdf.org 29 points 2 months ago

Let's be honest here, when's the last time we've all been checked for worms? We're probably all carrying something or other around inside of us. Besides the outside stuff like the mites that live on your eyelashes and stuff... Something something glass houses and so on

[-] aBundleOfFerrets@sh.itjust.works 48 points 2 months ago

People don’t get checked for worms regularly because they are effectively extinct in western societies. They have an extremely hard time coping with waste treatment.

[-] BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world 16 points 2 months ago

I used to get worms fairly frequently as a kid. I think it's wearing shoes that make a real difference.

[-] Walk_blesseD 8 points 2 months ago

How does that even happen??? Spend a lot of time licking your feet?

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[-] ViperActual@sh.itjust.works 22 points 2 months ago

I wish I could both up vote and down vote this post because of how foul it is and yet it perfectly fits the community

[-] gedaliyah@lemmy.world 21 points 2 months ago

Where is the button to ~~report~~ unsee this?

[-] Diddlydee@feddit.uk 17 points 2 months ago

Why oh why did I read and comprehend the words?

[-] guy@piefed.social 13 points 2 months ago

Jesus fuck

[-] OmegaLemmy@discuss.online 12 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Mate fuck you just prayed so that a fucking thunderstorm hits your electric grid

[-] rosco385@lemm.ee 11 points 2 months ago

This is almost as bad as the old 4chan jollyrancher story.

[-] nifty@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

Maybe, but there’s something more horrifying when you’re reading a green text and it progressively. gets. worse.

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[-] FreshLight@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 months ago

This is unironically one of the few posts I wholeheartedly enjoy. It's over the top and that's right up my alley. The girl is the cherry on top. Chefs kiss

[-] ProfessorProteus@lemmy.world 15 points 2 months ago

My absolute favorite part is the near-unanimous expression of misery from all those commenting. We've all had a truly wretched encounter today

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[-] AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 11 points 2 months ago

I want someone to tear my eyes put kill bill style

[-] LongboardingLad@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago

Nope. Don't like that...

[-] Mac@mander.xyz 6 points 2 months ago

This is already something that rattles around in my brain, I don't need it to be brought into the universe...

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[-] Matombo@feddit.org 5 points 2 months ago

Thanks Internet!

[-] kipo@lemm.ee 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

OH MY FUCKING GOD

[-] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 months ago

Would they pose a problem if digested?

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[-] obscur_e@lemm.ee 3 points 2 months ago

how does pinworm taste?

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[-] Cornflake@pawb.social 3 points 2 months ago

How thoughtful!

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